Michael “Mickey” Esposito thought he was doing his spousal duty when the Sheriff’s deputy in charge of the evidence room brought drugs home to help his wife’s back problem.
Because stealing jewelry and selling drugs are known to have a PROFOUND effect on curing back pain.
For some reason, the judge didn't buy it and sentenced these three thieves to prison for 6, 4, and 2 years. The family that steals together serves time together. On the positive side, at least they'll be able to celebrate the holidays together for the next two years.
We hope Mrs. Esposito gets to share a cell with Melowese Richardson. We can only imagine how many things they'd steal from each other.
We encourage everyone to keep their heads up during these difficult times. Mickey Esposito is a Courthouse Confidential and Friend of Simon Leis, and because of that he is entitled to respect. We applaud Tracy Winkler's employee Vince Wallace for the example he has set in giving Mickey the respect he deserves. All of you should follow his example.
In honor of Mickey's side job as a washed-up Vegas lounge act, we leave you with a live version of his namesake song, Hey Mickey.
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It's a sad day in the Courthouse, but we liven our spirits by laughing our rear ends off at the loser running this blog siting in his trash-infested ghetto having no friends in politics anymore and no job. With all that free time, he still hasn't lost any weight.
All I can say is that we all gave Mickey one hell of a send off at my fundraiser last week. Thanks to Winkleurs, Alex, Buzz and Joe for all your help and support.
Boss Alex has told us that if the people behind this blog ever get another job and they have to leave town for it, then we will have a gigundous going away party.... after they leave!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just another bad day for Courthouse Confidential and the other slobs at the Courthouse. Their incompetence has cost the GOP one seat after the next, including the Sheriff's office, where Simon Leis hired people like Mickey Esposito instead of ethical and competent personnel. Mickey and Si are the poster children for the arrogance and corruption of the Courthouse crowd.
Courthouse Confidential still can't get over the ass whipping his good friend Leslie Ghiz took when she tried to become County Commissioner - destroyed by a campaign team with no Courthouse connections. And the poor dude still hasn't succeeded in bringing gay marriage to Ohio. It must suck to be C.C., stuck in a dead-end job and spending most of the day being bitter at others who are far more successful than you.
We have a massive campaign war chest that we don't really need because we're so darn popular in Sycamore Township that only nobodies run against The Team. So many candidates we used to give to, like Jean Schmidt and Simon Leis, aren't in office anymore. Maybe we can chip in to his legal defense fund or help him get back on his feet when he's out.
Speaking of scandals, when are you going to return to Toledo to hang out with your pal Tom Noe?
I am this close to revealing the identity of the anonymous coward hiding behind this blog. It will be my biggest victory ever in the history of all my political campaigns. Too bad I am not getting paid for this one.
This blog is getting into ridiculous territory with its commenters obsessed over the identity of the author. You act as if it would be one person. It would be a tall order for one person to keep up with everything.
Every post on this blog features commenters making disparaging statements about Colerain Township. Why? If you hate Colerain so much, why don't you start your own blog?
Every post on this blog features people mimicking figures from a primary 3 years ago... be it the 28th District or the county commission race. Really? Grow up! No wonder everyone commenting on it uses an anonymous screen name and pretends to be someone else.
This blog needs to knock it off and the people writing these comments about other Republicans' scandals need to knock it off and be expelled from the party. As long as we have people like you losers in the party, we will constantly lose elections to the Democrats. So, please, get off this blog and start working hard for the Republican candidates who support abortion on demand and abortion and gay marriage and gun control and who want to spend billions to win the votes of all the illegal aliens. Remember, the only way to beat the Democrats is to copy every move they make and take their stands on all the important issues of the day. People who used to vote for Democrats will switch and vote for Republicans who sound exactly like Democrats.
Republican leaders; that's why you hired ME!
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