Dear fellow tax hikers, our favorite Democratic vote fraudster Melowese Richardson is free! She was initially sentenced to 5 years in jail, but you see, Melowese has decided she has a "mental illness" and can no longer take responsibility for her crimes. Prosecutor Joe Deters and Judge Robert Ruehlman quickly went for it and ordered her release.
Fellow Democrat Crystal Faulkner approves of this decision and looks forward to earning Melowese's 7 votes in the upcoming primary.
We have a confession. Every single one of us behind Republicans for Higher Taxes is mentally ill too. We tax hikers are sick, sick people.
Therefore we will not go to jail for any crimes we may commit in the future due to our horrible mental illnesses. Because we are mentally ill, we cannot take any responsibility for the bad things we might choose to do.
We encourage all you tax hikers to embrace your own special mental illness. You deserve your own Get Out of Jail Free Card too, just like Melowese Richardson.
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Is she having a Welcome Home cocktail reception? I hope I get invited and that no fat, smelly, disgusting, inbred west-siders are invited.
With all of my various alias' I would clearly be freed with a split personality disorder. Of course, all of my personalities are assholes.
I bet this will make my good friend Tim Burke very happy.
The Republican Party needs to change its stance on nearly every issue so that we can get all seven votes people such as Melowese Richardson will cast in each election.
Notice how we keep forgetting to mention she was a DEMOCRATIC poll worker? Notice how we don't ask a single other member of her party to comment about the allegations? It's soooo much more fun to cover stories involving Republican wrong-doing, where we can keep hammering out the word Republican every two seconds and we delight in stalking every Republican we can find in a 30-mile radius if they condone the illegal behavior their fellow Republicans have been caught after years if not decades? What did the GOP know and when did they know it? That line of interrogation will never, ever get old.
Wait, so all you have to do is demonstrate mental illness and you get out of jail free? Sweet!
I knew lots of people like Melowese when I was a big-time New York City Democratic Party operative.
Tracie, you can always count on me to defend you!
Maybe she will be willing to help me on my campaign! I heard she REALLY knows how to count votes!
This is wonderful news. Mae Richardson is a good person who has mental issues. Those of us in Madisonville and elsewhere who know Mae understand that, and that is why so many of us were upset last summer when she was ordered by Judge Robert Ruehlman to be shipped away to prison for 5 years.
At that time, last summer, I pointed out here on cincinnati.com that Mae was mentally challenged, but clearly Judge Ruehlman and others who joined in on the "lynch mob mentality" attacking Mae early last year did not want to hear of it.
Last summer, what was so shocking about the way Judge Robert Ruehlman handled Mae's case is that he did not recognize her odd behavior in the courtroom and thus order a mental-health evaluation. Just from reading the press accounts of what Mae was saying in the courtroom, it was obvious that Mae's statements were delusional. Why Judge Ruehlman could not see that, but instead went out of his way to mock Mae and insult her from the bench shows again how Judge Ruehlman needs to be more closely supervised and reprimanded by the Ohio courts authorities.
Being a sociopath I obviously would not qualify as a mentally ill person. Flabby Tabby on the other hand...well. Her diagnosis is an inevitable product of genetics. Regardless, neither of us can be held to account for our hurtful behavior as we are above reproach and represent the finest Pricedale has to offer.
Hefty Hochscheid
I'm mentally ill too! Really, I am.
See you in a few days.
We need to let Mickey out.
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