Dear fellow tax hikers, our favorite Democratic vote fraudster Melowese Richardson is free! She was initially sentenced to 5 years in jail, but you see, Melowese has decided she has a "mental illness" and can no longer take responsibility for her crimes. Prosecutor Joe Deters and Judge Robert Ruehlman quickly went for it and ordered her release.
Fellow Democrat Crystal Faulkner approves of this decision and looks forward to earning Melowese's 7 votes in the upcoming primary.
We have a confession. Every single one of us behind Republicans for Higher Taxes is mentally ill too. We tax hikers are sick, sick people.
Therefore we will not go to jail for any crimes we may commit in the future due to our horrible mental illnesses. Because we are mentally ill, we cannot take any responsibility for the bad things we might choose to do.
We encourage all you tax hikers to embrace your own special mental illness. You deserve your own Get Out of Jail Free Card too, just like Melowese Richardson.