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Dear fellow tax hikers, on Election Day we were crushed when it appeared that evil conservative Jonathan Dever crushed our liberal candidate Micah Kamrass. We were assured by our expert sources that Kamrass was guaranteed to win in a landslide, but the unofficial vote count shows Dever with the 56-44% win.
But thanks to The Cincinnati Enquirer, who like us has spent the last 6 months openly campaigning for Kamrass, we have come around to realize that Micah was the real winner.
A seat in the Ohio House may not be among them, but there were still some big wins for first-time candidate Micah Kamrass in last week’s election.
Kamrass deserves much more than a Participation Trophy for all he accomplished this year. We applaud writer Krista Ramsey, who previously canonized respected Judge Tracie Hunter, for recognizing Micah's victory.
Kamrass got over 44% of the vote! All of you need to stop what you're doing and show some respect for that amazing performance. The combination of the Kamrass campaign, us, and the Enquirer did something special this year - even if Dever won this tossup race by double-digits.
20 comments:
Micah's loss has been very hard on us. My husband and I hate it when one of our good friends loses. Thank you Krista and Republicans for Higher Taxes for being our bright light in a difficult time.
When you come from the right family and your old man hands this seat to you when no one is looking, and the vast majority iofvyour constituents have no stinking clue or don't give a rat's ass about this, then it's about as easy to win your race as it is to get a participation trophy. It's much harder to get the newspaper to notice but, I also don't care what they think because I don't really need to.
If Kamrass can help us do something about that stinking pile of garbage in Colerain Township, we would consider that a huge win!
Micah, you did us proud! You came closer than our son David and your family didn't waste millions.
I an the real winner as I like to remind my good friend Alez every chance I get, because I took two seats from him in this cycle. And because the Republicans still believe in stoking racial fears and they hate women, I will be glad to take even more seats in 2016. Still, I need to find another job for Micah. He is great at fetching coffee for me but his whining the past couple weeks is rather tiresome. Hope my friends at the Enquirer cheered him up with this piece.
I hope nobody notices that the only Ohio candidate I donated to this cycle was Democrat Fanon Rucker.
I wish I could have got 44% of the vote.
Typical Enquirer bullcrap. They boot Krista Ramsey, and on the way out we all see why. This was nothing more than a cover your ass piece to explain away a truly shitty endorsement by the Enquirer Idiotorial Board, who desperately wanted to be able to anoint a new young Democrat up-and-comer in Hamilton County so they'd have someone else to give blowjobs in print to for the next several election cycles.
Only in Enquirer-land is a soul crushing defeat of a prematurely anointed candidate really a win. Just beautiful. Margaret Buchanan, if you really wonder why more people would prefer to wipe their asses with your paper than read the drivel you put out on a daily basis look no further than this unobjective, cheerleading piece of garbage.
Oh yeah, Lil Micah openly saying that he was taking political advice from two-time Statewide loser (in embarrassing fashion) David Pepper is the icing on the cake. A writer with some balls might have pointed out that supposed political prodigy Kamrass should seek better mentors than perpetual losers who haven't won an actual election since Lil Micah was in Pampers, but that would take some independent thought, so no chance of that.
The Enquirer stinks, Kamrass stinks, and both of them have their noses so far up the other's ass that neither can tell the difference. Good riddance Lil Micah, and good riddance to the Enquirer.
I wonder if Krista Ramsey thinks her recent job loss has elements of a win.
The Enquirer has endorsed a lot of the candidates I help through my expert campaign consultin' service. That, and my photo with Karl Rove, ought to count for something.
This article is he closest we came to a win this cycle. I guess we will take it.
Let your bitterness over losing an election consume you with every fiber of your being until it nearly costs you your job.
Micah Kamrass is a real winner because he kept his campaign free of all those fat, smelly, disgusting, inbred west siders
I did all these great things as a Blue Ash city Councilmember. My friends at the Community Press never said there was a problem spending tax dollars on overseas travel. How dare this Dever clown come out of nowhere and dare to talk about parts of my record I don't want anyone talking about.
Please tell us that grouchy old white guy Doyle Webster isn't going to run for another term as mayor.
A real winner is anyone who isn't one of those damn Catholics or Poles. I hate those people.
Jonathon can thank the coattails of the Jon Huated for Secretary of State campaign for carrying him to victory.
Claudia and I both know that you can claim to be a Republican and donate to Democrats at the same time.
With one of the nation's largest newspapers and all of our local tv stations investigative resources at their disposal, there is no way that this nasty, deceitful politician survives his term without being investigated, indicted, and imprisoned.
Although we had to support Dever, Micah Kamrass' positions on the issues make him the candidate with the better future. Republicans have to offer. Ore to gays, minorities, and radical feminists if we ever want to win anything ever again.
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