Dear fellow tax hikers, please tell us there is no way Jonathan Dever defeated our endorsed candidate Micah Kamrass with 56% of the vote! We were assured by our expert sources that: 1) Kamrass was going to win; and 2) it wasn't going to be close.
Well, it appears they were 50% right. (Or 6% greater than the Kamrass vote)
However, upon further reflection we have found a pathway to victory. By using Common Core math, we can move our friend "The 10" to a better place, giving Kamrass 54% of the vote and victory over Dever! Yes we can!
10 comments:
Julie Matheny you worthless fucking cunt, excellent job on another humiliating defeat! Thanks for helping drive UP Republican turnout with your latest idiotic stunt. As if anyone was supposed to care that a few angry old white men and the great Campaign Expert Matheny support Kamrass. All you did was remind real Republicans how important it was for us to turn out.
You are the anti-midas of local politics - every campaign you touch turns to shit. Just give up and get out of politics before you embarrass yourself any further.
Find something else to do with your time besides being bitter at everyone who is more successful than you. Given the high vacancy rate of the office park you "manage", you should have *plenty* of other things to do with your time.
And to Royal Doyle, enjoy your last days as Mayor. If you don't have the good sense to step down voluntarily, we'll take you out ourselves.
Where are all you anonymous cowards hiding behind screen names this morning?
I supported Kamrass because he promised to improve the living conditions of Ohio's prison inmates
Julie Matheny and Jared Kamrass should form a political consulting service. Their services to their client won't consist of much more than name-calling on social media, however.
Looks like the voters of the 28th house district rejected Micah Kamrass with more than the usual amount of enthusiasm.
I hope Alex Triantafilou and other Dever campaign alumni remind voters just how nasty Kamrass and the Democrats were in this race, Jared Kamrass' tweets should be enshrined in the "how NOT to campaign on social media" Hall of Fame. Maybe Alex can read some of them to his good friend Tim Burke at tomorrow's luncheon.
I like to write children's books.
I also act like a child when I don't get my way. Avenge Rick Bryan! Vote Kamrass!
Oh boy are we in trouble. Our own party hates us and we have made ourselves completely irrelevant.
We were told by #TeamKamrass.....
- Dever is a terrible candidate. He's even hated by his own party.
- Jamie Schwartz/Fountain Square Group is incompetent and all their candidates will lose this week.
- Tom Weidman is irrelevant.
- Jeff Capell is an idiot.
- The rest of his supporters are turning off everyone with their hate.
So how does it feel to get smoked by a terrible candidate being backed by a bunch of incompetent, hateful, idiotic morons?
Don't call Julie Matheny a worthless cunt. That's completely untrue. Cunts have value.
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