Dear fellow tax hikers, one of the most important issues in this election is Common Core, the top-down education standards being promoted by President Barack Obama and our liberal candidate for State Representative Micah Kamrass. Recently we profiled Common Core math, now it's time to look at Common Core English.
In the above pic, President Obama stands with his #1 fan Micah Kamrass to spell O-I-H-O. For most of us, it's OHIO.
But under Common Core English there is nothing wrong with referring to our state as OIHO - as long as you explain why in 55 seconds. These are the kind of winning standards we need for Ohio, I mean Oiho.
Even though the voters of Ohio reject Common Core, we need to elect Kamrass to make sure these standards don't get repealed.
Do it for the children. Do it for OIHO.