Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Go to the end of the line, peasant

Dear fellow tax hikers, Hillary Rodham Clinton was recently mistreated by one of her own supporters.  Mrs. Clinton was finishing a campaign event when she got accosted by a commoner who wanted her autograph. What, for free? 

Hillary rightfully told the peasant to go to the end of the line where she belongs.



This townie has not made a sufficient contribution to the Clinton campaign or the Clinton Foundation (hourly rate: $300,000) and therefore did not possess the right to address Mrs. Clinton as an equal.  That is a mistake she had better not make twice. 

This peasant was lucky Hillary was so nice to her.  There are rules to follow around HRC, and one of them is that commoners do not get to speak to Mrs. Clinton unless she speaks to them first.  Learn these rules, or the next person Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton orders to the back of the line might be you. 

8 comments:

Princess Margaret said...

Was this fool a West Sider? If so, I can hardly blame her.

The Office of the Mayor of Blue Ash said...

I feel Hillary's pain. Us elite elected officials are not getting the respect we deserve.

We recently asked for people to help us name a new city street. Some people responded and didn't answer how I wanted them to, and I resent that. I swear, if ONE MORE PERSON votes to name that street "Jonathan Dever Summit" there will be consequences!

- Mayor Sir Wonka

Joyriding Jared said...

I prefer Kamrass Kul-de-sac...where you can look busy by driving around in circles, but it's essentially a dead-end.

Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan said...

If I don't get my way in the Republican Primary, I'm going to take my ball and run to the Hillary Clinton camp. Bad things happen when you cross someone as important as me.

Hitlery Clinton said...

Those in the lower castes must sometimes be put in their place.

Tim Burka said...

There is a reason Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America and the Republican brand is sinking in the US. You people have been hounding and investigating her for over 20 years and she's never been so much as charged with one count of jaywalking. Republican Party hatred only makes her more
And more popular.

News Media said...

This isn't newsworthy. All she did was act like Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin do every day.

Anonymous said...

This supporter should have been put on the ground for those antics. I often get the feeling that my booze soaked customers want to do me harm when I'm blabbering on about distillation. They just don't understand that I am the hardest working stock boy in the liquor business.