Dear fellow tax hikers, we have finally succeeded in bringing the Big All-Star Mustaches to Cincinnati. They will be placed around town to help celebrate the All Star Game. These mustaches are a huge deal - even bigger than mustaches Rick Bryan, Jim Sumner, and Todd Portune.
We considered bringing back the highly successful Big Pig Gig, but Craig and Tabitha Hochscheid decided not to participate and no suitable replacements could be found.
This is an exciting development for the city and our legendary blog. With all the defeats we've suffered, this is exactly what we need to give Mustache Power the momentum it needs to resume its proper role dominating Southwest Ohio politics.