Dear fellow tax hikers, we have finally succeeded in bringing the Big All-Star Mustaches to Cincinnati. They will be placed around town to help celebrate the All Star Game. These mustaches are a huge deal - even bigger than mustaches Rick Bryan, Jim Sumner, and Todd Portune.
We considered bringing back the highly successful Big Pig Gig, but Craig and Tabitha Hochscheid decided not to participate and no suitable replacements could be found.
This is an exciting development for the city and our legendary blog. With all the defeats we've suffered, this is exactly what we need to give Mustache Power the momentum it needs to resume its proper role dominating Southwest Ohio politics.
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My All Star Mustache will help myy daddie defeat his evil opponentt, who I will accuze of running a nasty and missleading cmapain no matter what.
It's going to take more than a mustache to spruce put hat trash-infested ghetto to our north.
Are mustaches as popular in Cincinnati as I am in my own legislative district? If Rick Bryan doesn't like it then he can go fuck himself.
When one comes from the right family and the old man hands one a seat in the state legislature as though it were a peerage in the House of Lords, one's ability to enjoy such diversionary matters is greatly enhanced when one can utilize the occasion to show the betrothed around her future realm.
Mustaches are SO 1985! Ugh! as if! I bet they're all the rage on the west side.
I love seeing all the typos from our Green Township friends as they tout their alleged superiority. Green Township is as overrated as the SEC.
Look, now that I'm working the floor at Liquor City I just don't have time for this nonsense err, hogwash. When I was a highly successful industry veteran working out of my Pricedale basement I had oodles of time to get involved and by get involved I mean anonymously slur people I was envious of. You know, educated folk with real careers and families. Thankfully those days are behind me and I owe it all to my dearest immotile Flabitha. Her strict adherence to a Buddhistic lifestyle has positioned us well for midlife. This Big Pig Gig cancellation business doesn't concern us. I must be off now, as we are expecting a new shipment of cherry flavored whisky at the store and I have to be there to watch them unload it and tell people how great it is. Important stuff people!!!
"Shinebox" Hochscheid
No one cares about our mustaches because the Republican Party hates women.
Reporters: How can we cover this story and support the transgendered at the same time? Bonus points if you can work a Micah Kamrass angle into the story.
Can't wait to see the Republicans' favorite DINOs go off to the pokey. Makes the persecution of Tracie Hunter seem like the racially motivated political partisan hit job everyone except the enquiReR knew it to be. http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics/2015/06/19/local-pols-part-bribery-scheme/28989963/
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