Dear fellow tax hikers, as bisexual incestor polygamists we were initially disappointed in the Supreme Courts ruling forcing gay marriage in all 50 states. We have been at the forefront of the Real Marriage Equality movement, which states that all adults should be able to marry as many other adults as they want including relatives.
But nothing in the ruling explicitly states that incest marriages, polygamy, group marriages, and concubine marriages must be allowed. We are currently in a 4-person marriage, and two of the people are brothers, but this loving marriage is not recognized by our bigoted laws. What about our marriage equality? Equality means equality.
However upon further examination we are starting to think we may get our way. The Supreme Court declared marriage to be a fundamental right and used "due process" to justify their ruling. That language means that all people are entitled to marriage and that the government can't deny it. There is nothing in the ruling indicating that any form of marriage is legally superior to another. Real marriage equality may be coming sooner than you think.
We will remain leaders in the fight for Real Marriage Equality. We call on gay marriage leaders to continue the fight for full equality. There is no equality until we are all equal.
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HA! You think I'm fighting for your marriage? Forget it.
I got mine. The rest of you can fight for your own damn equality.
Somehow, this will work to my advantage and help me take more seats from Alex. It always does.
Since I abandoned those unbearable hicks in the 28th District 9 months after I moved in because they wouldn't elect me to higher office, I can say what I really think. When I said "marriage equality for all", I meant all. There is no justification to prevent polygamists, incestors, or any other adult from marrying the person or persons they love.
Ever since we joined forces with Jerry Springer to support you, Micah, we've become much more accepting of ideas such as transgendered polygamous incest.
What's the big deal? This kind of behavior has been going on behind closed doors on the west side for decades. How else does one explain their deformities?
Is transgendered polygamous incest as popular in America as I am in my own district? No way, but the judges have ruled otherwise. At the rate things are going, telling Rick Bryan to go fuck himself is going to be takenas a suggestion for a mainstream recreational activity. I'll have to think of a new way to tell him off but of course the voters in the 28th have already done a great job of telling him to stick his anger where the sun doesn't shine. Oh wait... that's probably out too.
There are some topics even I don't want to make public records requests on.
when you come from the right family and the old man hands you a seat as though it were a peerage in the House of Lords, some people might call it political incest, but if it doth prosper then none dare call it incest.
You know the Greeks invented incest. As you can see on TV, they've done a pretty good job of screwing themselves lately, too.
I hope everyone remembers how proud I was to stand with Jerry Springer in support of Micah Kamrass. Springdale is a progressive, changing community, and I must change with the times as I seek my zillionth term for mayor this year.
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