Monday, June 29, 2015
I now pronounce you man, man, wife, incestor, and transexual
Dear fellow tax hikers, as bisexual incestor polygamists we were initially disappointed in the Supreme Courts ruling forcing gay marriage in all 50 states. We have been at the forefront of the Real Marriage Equality movement, which states that all adults should be able to marry as many other adults as they want including relatives.
But nothing in the ruling explicitly states that incest marriages, polygamy, group marriages, and concubine marriages must be allowed. We are currently in a 4-person marriage, and two of the people are brothers, but this loving marriage is not recognized by our bigoted laws. What about our marriage equality? Equality means equality.
However upon further examination we are starting to think we may get our way. The Supreme Court declared marriage to be a fundamental right and used "due process" to justify their ruling. That language means that all people are entitled to marriage and that the government can't deny it. There is nothing in the ruling indicating that any form of marriage is legally superior to another. Real marriage equality may be coming sooner than you think.
We will remain leaders in the fight for Real Marriage Equality. We call on gay marriage leaders to continue the fight for full equality. There is no equality until we are all equal.