Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Cincinnati installs more scooter spaces



Dear fellow tax hikers, we are excited by the news that Cincinnati City Council will be spending up to $192,000 of taxpayer funds to install more parking spaces for scooters!  The city will raid the fund for neighborhood speed humps to pay for this important project.  This vote continues the positive trend in Cincinnati government that we've seen throughout the Mallory/Bortz administration - putting downtown and Over the Rhine first, while letting the neighborhoods fend for themselves. 

We condemn Chris Monzel for being the only Councilman to vote against this great plan.  He would rather spend the money from the speed hump fund on speed humps.  When is Monzel going to quit worrying about the neighborhoods and understand that his job is to do everything that downtown desires?  Do you see any other Councilmen giving a crap about the city's neighborhoods? 

Monzel's history of opposing higher taxes and supporting the neighborhoods is unacceptable.  He should be supporting higher taxes and opposing the neighborhoods, just like Leslie Ghiz and Roxanne Qualls.  He is an enemy of our tax-and-spend agenda.  Let's cut the neighborhoods loose for good by standing together against their #1 advocate Chris Monzel.  Tax us more!

7 comments:

Leslie Ghiz said...

I like to ride scooters around Wal-Mart.

Americans with Disabilities said...

So, when did "really fat" become an accepted disability?

Anonymous said...

Was this a consolation gift to that crazy loon Tarbell? Now he has so many more options on where to park that little vespa he rides around on.

Michelle Schneider said...

I don't think that guy is fat at all.

Amber RINO Sprengard said...

Yeah really, I wish I could be that skinny.

Chris Bort$ said...

I hope know one notices that it was my idea.

Clowncil said...

Let's see, we face at least a $50 million deficit and the first two things we tackle after summer break are banning texting while driving and scooter parking, sounds about right. Thankfully those new recylcle bins are on their way!