Dear fellow tax hikers, today we resume our Funny Stories series with a whopper. Odd News Videos reports that a 350-pound man was thrown out of an all-you-can-eat fish fry after consuming 12 pieces of fish. Running low on supplies, the restaurant gave him another 8 pieces of fish and sent him on his way. Unsatisfied with a mere 20 pieces of fish, this obese man staged a protest outside the restaurant to complain about his shoddy treatment.
Note: This is not a story about Craig Hochscheid, the portly pig behind the CincyCapell and Richard A. Brockelmann personas.
We applaud Bill Wisth for standing up for his rights to eat a restaurant out of business. Obviously the biggest problem in this 350-pound man's life is the lack of food. If he wants to eat literally every piece of fish this restaurant has, that's his right as an American! We stand large behind this enormous man and his enormous cause.