Monday, May 14, 2012

Tabitha Hochscheid's new role


Dear fellow tax hikers, we hope everyone has had a chance to read the recent guest editorial by Tabitha Hochscheid.  This editorial contains a very large and recent photo of Mrs. Hochscheid.  WARNING: do not stare at her picture too closely or for too long. 

Tabitha M. Hochscheid (the "M" stands for Medusa) is also known as Mrs. CincyCapell.  Her husband, Price Hill resident Craig Hochscheid, was recently exposed as the bigot behind the fake personas CincyCapell and Richard Brockelmann.  When Tabitha is away at work at her downtown firm Cohen, Todd, Kite, and Stanford to support her household, her husband Craig trolls the internet most of the day making an extreme amount of bigoted and other personal attacks against a wide variety of individuals. 

Tabitha's editorial focuses on the new Health and Well-Being Committee of the Cincinnati Bar Association.  We fully support anything that improves the health and well-being of our area attorneys.  However, we question why Tabitha would be tasked to lead the committee. 

Does Tabitha Hochscheid look like a model of health to you? 

We are definitely concerned about the well-being of someone who chooses to be married to a lazy slob like Mr. CincyCapell Craig Hochscheid.  We want Tabitha to have the finest health and well-being possible.  The best way for this to happen might be for her to consult a good divorce attorney pronto.

We hope this committee can do good for Mrs. Hochscheid and other local attorneys.  We only wish the best in everything for our dear Tab. 

14 comments:

Friendly advice for Tabby said...

Tabitha, you might want to tell your lazy husband to drop his act. You two picked a fight with the wrong people.

Campaign Expert Matheny said...

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Campaign Expert

Normal People said...

So, her husband can call the head of the local NAACP a "shoeshine boy", make anti-semetic statements, pretty much bash every "wing nut wack job" and every person ever associated with the local paper, and they give her a guest column? Seems a little odd to me.

Double standard said...

Hey support every tax levy and the Streetcar. The Enquirer editors and publishers idolize this couple.

Mrs. Tabitha CincyCapell said...

oink oink oink

Craig Hochscheid (aka CincyCapell) said...

Hey! You people better stop making fun of my wife or I'm reporting you to Tim Burke!

Alex T said...

You know, the Greeks invented Twinkies.

Princess Margaret said...

These two smelly west siders shouldn't be allowed anywhere near me. I'll probably never see them anyway unless they're riding the streetcar out to Kenwood Towne Centre, which I can't wait to be able to do.

Republicans for Higher Taxes said...

Good job Craig Hochscheid, your post last 3 whole minutes before we deleted it. Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Tabitha's Former Clients said...

We were seriously disappointed with the legal representation this 18-year veteran of the bar was able to give us on simple matters of routine deby collections.

Perhaps she needs to focus on the behavior of others closer to home.

Kate the Weight said...

OMG that picture makes me soooooo hungry!

Katy

Anonymous said...

I'm glad that we have this morbidly obese stooge to keep us informed about health and well being. It's akin to Keith Richards promoting sobriety. Put the fork down!

CTKS said...

We would love to can this lawyer but as an obese woman over 40, she is a discrimination lawsuit waiting to happen.

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