Best Valentine's Day gifts

Dear fellow tax hikers, this weekend me and my 3 spouses - Real Marriage Equality is THE BOMB - celebrated a wonderful Valentine's Day and exchanged some sweet gifts.  We hope you did too. 

We want to hear from our loyal readers.  What is the best gift you gave for Valentine's Day?

We'll list a few of our favorites.  Our finest gift was to the people of Cincinnati.  We told you we would deliver a streetcar, and with Rick Bryan's key assistance we did it!  The streetcar is a gift of love and we showed our love by making it happen.

To racist pig Craig Hochscheid, we were happy to ship an exquisite jumbo-sized bra from Victoria's Secret to help him with his sagging man-boobs. 

And finally, we captured the finest in 21st Century technology to deliver a special gift to Mrs. Craig Hochscheid, otherwise known as bottom-feeding debt collector Tabitha Hochscheid.  She is now the proud owner of a Thinning Suit, guaranteed to make her look 200 pounds lighter.  For a demonstration of how a Thinning Suit works, please view this MadTv sketch:



These were some of our finest gifts.  Now we'd like to hear yours.

Enquirer calls out obnoxious Hochscheid

Dear fellow tax hikers, we were quite amused to see all the Democratic in-fighting taking place in the comments section of a recent Enquirer Politics entry about the Cincinnati Mayoral race.  Naturally, right in the middle of this battle was the infamous bigot Craig Hochscheid (CincyCapell) - it's not like he has anything else to do with his life. 

This time, the Enquirer decided to call him out for his dishonest remarks.  Please click the link if you want you to see the details for yourself.

We can understand where the Enquirer is coming from.  We suspect that they, like us, have had to delete an astounding number of his bigoted and otherwise inappropriate comments and deal with his never-ending personal attacks. 

This reprimand led to Hochscheid #2 entering the fray.  Tabitha Hochscheid, who works as a glorified debt collector, decided to throw her weight around.  According to her it's so unfair that anyone would criticize her beloved Craig.  We're not sure Tabby has been this upset since Hostess shut down. 

One thing is certain - Craig Hochscheid is finding life as a smear artist much more difficult when he can't hide behind someone else's identity. 

Just one week away

Dear fellow tax hikers, by this time next week The Twinkie will be back in stores nationwide!

This truly is the sweetest comeback in the history of ever.  We even learned today that Twinkies will have an additional 19 days of shelf life from it's pre-shutdown version, improving from 26 days to 45.  This just adds to the buildup.  The anticipation is driving us crazy!

If you think we're excited, imagine how porky pigs Mr. and Mrs. CincyCapell (Craig and Tabitha Hochscheid) feel.  Supposedly their Price Hill neighbors have been hearing the Oinks of Joy for days. 

We're down to one final week of withdrawal before our favorite dessert is back.  Follow the official countdown here.  We've gotta get going now - we have to prepare for the Sunday evening campout so we can be first in line to experience the comeback.

Hostess to close three plants

Can SuperFat save the day?.........No.

 
Dear fellow tax hikers, due to union strikes Hostess Brands Inc has announced it will be closing three plants, including one in Cincinnati.  This will result in 152 Cincinnati workers losing their jobs, as part of the 627 workers overall who will now be unemployed. The Obama recovery continues!

Hostess is the iconic company that makes delicious foods such as Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Ho Hos, Wonder bread, and our favorite the Hostess Cupcakes.  We are desperately concerned that these closures could lead to a shortage of these wonderful foods.

While we are concerned, we hear that Craig and Tabitha Hochscheid (the duo behind the bigoted CincyCapell persona) are in outright panic mode.  What would these two fat slobs do without an endless supply of their favorite food group?  Would they resume those oh-so-funny racial slurs they often made before being outed as CincyCapell?  How about those way-too-hilarious anti-Semitic quips we used to see so frequently from them? 

We stand behind these union strikers 100%.  They are striking for better pay.  They are striking for better benefits.  They are striking for better working conditions.  Of course, now that they're unemployed they'll have to find those better wages, benefits, and working conditions somewhere else.  But hey, they're making a point dammit!  We hope they at least get to munch on some good snacks as they protest while jobless.

We've got to run.  Writing this post has made us HUNGRY!

Tabitha Hochscheid's new role

Dear fellow tax hikers, we hope everyone has had a chance to read the recent guest editorial by Tabitha Hochscheid.  This editorial contains a very large and recent photo of Mrs. Hochscheid.  WARNING: do not stare at her picture too closely or for too long. 

Tabitha M. Hochscheid (the "M" stands for Medusa) is also known as Mrs. CincyCapell.  Her husband, Price Hill resident Craig Hochscheid, was recently exposed as the bigot behind the fake personas CincyCapell and Richard Brockelmann.  When Tabitha is away at work at her downtown firm Cohen, Todd, Kite, and Stanford to support her household, her husband Craig trolls the internet most of the day making an extreme amount of bigoted and other personal attacks against a wide variety of individuals. 

Tabitha's editorial focuses on the new Health and Well-Being Committee of the Cincinnati Bar Association.  We fully support anything that improves the health and well-being of our area attorneys.  However, we question why Tabitha would be tasked to lead the committee. 

Does Tabitha Hochscheid look like a model of health to you? 

We are definitely concerned about the well-being of someone who chooses to be married to a lazy slob like Mr. CincyCapell Craig Hochscheid.  We want Tabitha to have the finest health and well-being possible.  The best way for this to happen might be for her to consult a good divorce attorney pronto.

We hope this committee can do good for Mrs. Hochscheid and other local attorneys.  We only wish the best in everything for our dear Tab. 

CincyCapell Outed: Meet Craig Hochscheid

Dear fellow tax hikers, we have some wonderful news to share with you - a profile of the despised Internet Liberal Troll CincyCapell.  He now often appears as Richard A. Brockelmann, particularly on the Enquirer site.  Most of you are well aware of this racist, anti-Semitic, extreme leftist.  He has spent most of his life over the past 5 years lobbing an unprecedented number of smear attacks against conservatives, Republicans, moderates, and even sane Democrats who have made the mistake of putting their constituents ahead of their party's liberal special interests. 

Bigotry plays big role in his persona.  He has referred to one current Black Democratic City Councilman as "Uncle Thomas" and called him an Uncle Tom.  CincyCapell/Brockelmann refers to another Black City Councilman as a "shoe-shine boy".  And he calls an allegedly-Jewish member of COAST a "hook nose", and tells him to go back to "Jew Ash".  There are also his many derogatory comments about women, including the one time he accused a female Enquirer reporter of having an affair with a conservative activist because her story wasn't slanted quite as far to the left as a Rachel Maddow hit piece. 

CincyCapell was recently outed as Price Hill resident Craig Hochscheid.  Craig spends most of each day blogging as CincyCapell or Richard A. Brockelmann, with the balance of his time stuffing his face with a variety of high-fat foods.  With that, we introduce to you to Mr. Craig Hochscheid - he's the portly fellow in the picture below:

He looks like Humpty Dumpty, after the fall.

Someone has to actually work for a living to allow Craig Hochscheid the exhaustive amount of time required to spend all day on the Internet anonymously slurring others.  That lucky person would be his wife, Tabitha Hochscheid.  Tabitha is a glorified debt collector for the firm Cohen, Todd, Kite, and Stanford, though they are polite enough to refer to her as an attorney.  Please give a warm welcome to Mrs. CincyCapell, Tabitha M. Hochscheid:

Click to enlarge - or better yet, don't

If you are feeling nauseous right now - don't worry, you're not alone.

After many years of supposedly being a lawyer, Mrs. CincyCapell Tabitha Hochscheid is still stuck doing the grunt work of the legal profession.  We have to believe the firm of Cohen, Todd, Kite, and Stanford are proud to have an employee of such high density....we mean quality.  Tabitha has a tough load to carry - she has to carry her lazy slob of a husband in addition to carrying herself around.  We can only imagine the monthly food bill in their Covedale condo. 

We have little doubt that Craig Hochscheid will continue his life of obsessing over COAST men that he can't have.  We have to believe he'll continue making huge numbers of smear attacks against others hoping that a few might stick.  The only difference is he can't do it anonymously anymore.  We know it's Price Hill resident Craig Hochscheid.