Just one week away

Dear fellow tax hikers, by this time next week The Twinkie will be back in stores nationwide!

This truly is the sweetest comeback in the history of ever.  We even learned today that Twinkies will have an additional 19 days of shelf life from it's pre-shutdown version, improving from 26 days to 45.  This just adds to the buildup.  The anticipation is driving us crazy!

If you think we're excited, imagine how porky pigs Mr. and Mrs. CincyCapell (Craig and Tabitha Hochscheid) feel.  Supposedly their Price Hill neighbors have been hearing the Oinks of Joy for days. 

We're down to one final week of withdrawal before our favorite dessert is back.  Follow the official countdown here.  We've gotta get going now - we have to prepare for the Sunday evening campout so we can be first in line to experience the comeback.

The Twinkie Returns

Dear fellow tax hikers, we are so excited to share with you that our favorite dessert, The Twinkie, is returning to the world this summer! Ever since The Twinkie left us there has been a giant hole in our hearts, one that no amount of high-fat vanilla creme could fill. 

Returning to a mouth near you

If only we could return Jean Schmidt to Congress.

We have been waiting a long time for this day.  We were crushed when Hostess went under and the Obama Administration refused to grant them the bailout they richly deserved.  The loss of our favorite dessert hurt us more than we publicly disclosed.  Now we feel excited again.  We are willing to wait in line for days to be the first Twinkie buyer when they hit the shelves in a few months. 

Open question - how many Twinkies can Racist Pig Craig Hochscheid engulf in one sitting?  What if they're doused in Vodka?