I now pronounce you man, man, wife, incestor, and transexual

Dear fellow tax hikers, as bisexual incestor polygamists we were initially disappointed in the Supreme Courts ruling forcing gay marriage in all 50 states.  We have been at the forefront of the Real Marriage Equality movement, which states that all adults should be able to marry as many other adults as they want including relatives. 

But nothing in the ruling explicitly states that incest marriages, polygamy, group marriages, and concubine marriages must be allowed.  We are currently in a 4-person marriage, and two of the people are brothers, but this loving marriage is not recognized by our bigoted laws.  What about our marriage equality?  Equality means equality.

However upon further examination we are starting to think we may get our way.  The Supreme Court declared marriage to be a fundamental right and used "due process" to justify their ruling.  That language means that all people are entitled to marriage and that the government can't deny it.  There is nothing in the ruling indicating that any form of marriage is legally superior to another.  Real marriage equality may be coming sooner than you think.

We will remain leaders in the fight for Real Marriage Equality.  We call on gay marriage leaders to continue the fight for full equality.  There is no equality until we are all equal. 

Brother and sister arrested for incest

Dear fellow tax hikers, we are appalled to learn that a loving brother and sister have been charged with incest, aggravated sodomy, and prowling for having sex together in a church parking lot.

The incest charge represents discrimination at its worst.  Who is the government to tell someone that two men or two women can't be married two siblings can't have sex if that's what makes them happy.  Government should not be legislating morality. 

These incestors should be able to get married inside a church instead of relegated to having sex outside it.

This sad story renews our call for Real Marriage Equality.  Not only should one man and one woman, or two homosexuals, be allowed to get married, but so should polygamists, bigamists, bisexuals, groups, and incestors.  Any two or more adults should be able to marry each other.  And anyone who disagrees with us is a bigot. 

Best Valentine's Day gifts

Dear fellow tax hikers, this weekend me and my 3 spouses - Real Marriage Equality is THE BOMB - celebrated a wonderful Valentine's Day and exchanged some sweet gifts.  We hope you did too. 

We want to hear from our loyal readers.  What is the best gift you gave for Valentine's Day?

We'll list a few of our favorites.  Our finest gift was to the people of Cincinnati.  We told you we would deliver a streetcar, and with Rick Bryan's key assistance we did it!  The streetcar is a gift of love and we showed our love by making it happen.

To racist pig Craig Hochscheid, we were happy to ship an exquisite jumbo-sized bra from Victoria's Secret to help him with his sagging man-boobs. 

And finally, we captured the finest in 21st Century technology to deliver a special gift to Mrs. Craig Hochscheid, otherwise known as bottom-feeding debt collector Tabitha Hochscheid.  She is now the proud owner of a Thinning Suit, guaranteed to make her look 200 pounds lighter.  For a demonstration of how a Thinning Suit works, please view this MadTv sketch:



These were some of our finest gifts.  Now we'd like to hear yours.

Real Marriage Equality - one step closer

Dear fellow tax hikers, there is one reason and one reason only that we are excited by the recent gay marriage rulings from the U.S. Supreme Court - we are now closer than ever to Real Marriage Equality. 

This revolutionary concept is distinguished from gay marriage/marriage equality in that it is the only marriage policy that is non-discriminatory.  Real Marriage Equality means that any two adults or group of adults, related or not, have the right to enter a lawful marriage.  This not only includes straight and gay marriages between two people, but it includes bisexual marriages between three people, group marriage, polygamy, and incest marriages.

Every time a U.S. Court rules in favor of gay marriage, they lay the ground work for Real Marriage Equality.  ALL of the arguments that support judicial-mandated gay marriage also apply to this.  Once the Courts say that gay marriage is required because of equality, then all other non-traditional marriages must be allowed as well.  Equality means equality. 

Already this is being recognized.  In fact, a local conservative State Representative has just admitted it! 

Could there be any real doubt in anyone’s mind that polygamy will become a reality in this country and sooner rather than later?  If you consider the arguments in favor of so-called “gay marriage,” the identical arguments could be applied to polygamy.  

That's precisely what we have been saying!  All of the arguments that could be used against Real Marriage Equality have already been tried against gay marriage, and they have been rejected. 

We challenge any of our readers - tell us why gay marriage/marriage equality should be legal but Real Marriage Equality should not!  You can't.  Real Marriage Equality is coming.  Soon. 

Father, daughter arrested for having child together

Dear fellow tax hikers, we are outraged that a Connecticut man and his adult daughter have been arrested for having a child together.  These two people are being discriminated against for being with the one they love.  Who is the government to get in the way of a loving relationship between two or more consenting adults? 

Two months ago we pioneered the revolutionary concept of REAL Marriage Equality.  This means that any grouping of two or more consenting adults should have the right to marry each other.  Straight marriage between two people, gay marriage between two people, a bisexual marriage with a man and a woman, incest marriage, group marriages - they should all be legal.  We are going to fight the bigots who support traditional marriage AND the bigots who claim to support "marriage equality" but oppose equality for many loving couples and groups. 

Connecticut law highlights the hypocrisy of the "marriage equality" gang.  Connecticut claims to allow "marriage equality".  Yet, according to a wxix story, "In Connecticut, incest is treated as sexual assault."  This is discrimination.  It is not sexual assault to have sex with the one you love.

They were caught when the former girlfriend of the daughter, who she made sex tapes with, got angry with the daughter and reported the incest couple to the police.  A woman who made sex films with her girlfriend, and then had a baby with her father - this is the poster child for the new Marriage Equality.  Old morality is out.  Real Marriage Equality will soon be the new way. 

We support this loving couple.  We at Republicans for Higher Taxes do not support discrimination against straight people, gay people, bisexuals, incestors, or polygamists.  All of them should be allowed to marry and procreate.  If you don't support Real Marriage Equality, then you are a bigot!

Real Marriage Equality

Dear fellow tax hikers, we are taking the lead to proudly endorse Marriage Equality.  And by Marriage Equality, we mean Real Marriage Equality, not the discriminatory policies being promoted by the gay rights movement.

We soundly condemn the bigoted policies being promoted by the two loudest sides of the current marriage debate - both the gay marriage advocates and the traditional marriage side.  The only issue those two sides disagree on is whether two gays have the right to marry each other.

They would discriminate against us polygamists who want to marry the people we love.  They would discriminate against us bisexuals who would like to marry (at least) one man and one woman.  They would discriminate against those of us who believe incest marriages are as full of love and joy as any other marriage.  If a man and his sister would like to enter an incestuous polygamist bisexual group marriage with their mother and father, who are you to deny?  Keep your religion out of my our bedroom!

Those who are claiming to support Marriage Equality are promoting bigotry.  They believe everyone is equal, except those who aren't.  We at Republicans for Higher Taxes fully support Real Marriage Equality.  We want to marry the people we love - all the people we love. 

This post is our coming out party.  Me and my civil domestic partner are both polygamist bisexual incestors.  We would like to marry each other and my mother-in-law, and gradually add to the marriage as time passes, but due to the sad discrimination we are not being allowed to marry the ones we love the most.  We will not stand for this anymore.  We demand REAL Marriage Equality.  Anything less is legal bigotry.