Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Brother and sister arrested for incest

Dear fellow tax hikers, we are appalled to learn that a loving brother and sister have been charged with incest, aggravated sodomy, and prowling for having sex together in a church parking lot.

The incest charge represents discrimination at its worst.  Who is the government to tell someone that two men or two women can't be married two siblings can't have sex if that's what makes them happy.  Government should not be legislating morality. 

These incestors should be able to get married inside a church instead of relegated to having sex outside it.

This sad story renews our call for Real Marriage Equality.  Not only should one man and one woman, or two homosexuals, be allowed to get married, but so should polygamists, bigamists, bisexuals, groups, and incestors.  Any two or more adults should be able to marry each other.  And anyone who disagrees with us is a bigot

13 comments:

PG Sittenfeld said...

Outrageous. We need city funding for incest marriage NOW!

The Blessing Dynasty said...

If we could marry as many people as we wanted, including our own family members, it would be so much easier to keep the 29th peerage in our family.

Jonathan Deceiver said...

Incest is about as popular in public polling as I am in my own party.

Councilmember Squeelback said...

Yes, PG, what other basic service can we cut funding on and then get the county to pay for?

Republican Leaders in ORP and RNC said...

We have to get on board with this before the Democrats do. We need to start winning over the votes of the sexually liberated. It's the only way we can compete. Screw the conservatives. Where else are they going to go?

Princess Margaret said...

I can't stand the idea of legalizing inbreeding! Can you imagine all the west siders taking over?

Alex T said...

You know, the Greeks invented incest.

Greed township Republicans said...

Our trash infested ghetto to the north of us would get even more trashier if incest was ever legalized.

Mike Kamrass said...

I am saddened to see that some continue to support discrimination. When I am State Representative I will fight for the rights of all incest couples and groupings. Marriage Equality means equality for all.

WCPOWKRCWLWTWXIXENQUIRER said...

When this idea becomes popular, we will make sure Democrats get all the credit. Until then, we will make sure no Democrat is ever associated with this idea. Say, there's a Republican running for office in some state out west, who says our Dear President Obama is the devil incarnate? Does every single Republican in the tri-state area agree with that racist comment, or are you willing to go against your own political party and condemn that hate speech the rest of the GOP so boldly supports?

Young Drunk Republican Women of Cincinnati said...

We are not sure how intoxicated you have to be in order to want to have sex with a sibling, but we probably came close this past weekend.

Ashwin C said...

If I was still a Democratic Party operative in New York City, I would have to support this.

Anonymous said...

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