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If only we could return Jean Schmidt to Congress.
We have been waiting a long time for this day. We were crushed when Hostess went under and the Obama Administration refused to grant them the bailout they richly deserved. The loss of our favorite dessert hurt us more than we publicly disclosed. Now we feel excited again. We are willing to wait in line for days to be the first Twinkie buyer when they hit the shelves in a few months.
Open question - how many Twinkies can Racist Pig Craig Hochscheid engulf in one sitting? What if they're doused in Vodka?
6 comments:
This is some of the best news I've had in months! My life has been incomplete since I lost my Twinkie. I can't wait to get it back. OINK!
This calls for a major celebration. Me and Heffer are going all-out and buying another box of wine!
It's a date!
Feeeeeeeeeeeeed Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, Colerainers, that bankrupt, half-empty ghetto mall of yours located by that giant burning stinking pile of garbage would make a nice Twinkie outlet store for all the obese slobs and total potheads in your community.
As a well known bon vivant, urbanist, cocktail enthusiast and former bell boy at Embassy Suites I applaud the twinkie as it has brought life back into my dreadful union to my flabby and tired Tabby boo boo.
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