Dear fellow tax hikers, we fully support the City of Cincinnati's request to have all United States taxpayers pay another $56 million for the Cincinnati streetcar. We at Republicans for Higher Taxes have long supported the streetcar project, no matter the cost. Years ago Santa Obama gave Cincinnati $25 million for this important job-creation project, but that's not nearly enough.
Cincinnati deserves a streetcar. And they shouldn't have to pay for it. Everyone should pay for Cincinnati's streetcar, except for the YP snobs who want it.
Those condescending urbanists are entitled to their all-white streetcar. Right now they are forced to ride a putrid bus, where they may have to sit next to a minority or poor person. It is unfair treatment to such a special group of people. These white, YP urbanists deserve something for themselves.
We want Santa Obama to select Cincinnati for this grant. We would like our entire Ohio Congressional delegation to work through our friend Jean Schmidt to make sure this money remains available. Even though the federal government ran a $1.3 Trillion deficit for 2011, we must continue spending wildly. We want that streetcar built, and we expect the entire country to pay for it.