Dear fellow tax hikers, if there is one thing we know about the State of the Union address, it's that our Congresswoman Jean Schmidt will stake out an aisle seat and manage to make a spectacle of herself in front of the entire nation. We look forward to seeing our Jeannie with the President. Sure enough, our Congresswoman Jean Schmidt was there to plant a big wet kiss on our great President Barack Obama.
Today's Whistleblower compared our Jean's aggressiveness towards Obama to a teenybopper at a Justin Bieber concert. We agree and think it's fantastic! We are secret Bieber fans. Justin Bieber is a hottie. We think it's great to have a U.S. Congressman who acts just like a 12-year-old girl meeting cutie-pie Biebs for the first time.
Barack Obama deserved that kiss. Like Jean and like us, Barack believes in big government and higher taxes. That's why Jean Schmidt voted to raise federal income taxes across the board, raise Ohio's Sales Tax, raise Ohio's Gas Tax, and voted for the $800 billion bailout for billionaires.
We leave you with a special gift. We fell in love with our man Justin Bieber when we heard his big hit, One Less Lonely Girl. Now that Jean and Obama have shared a kiss, Congresswoman Schmidt is also one less lonely girl. We dedicate this lovely video to the big government duo of Barack Obama and Jean Schmidt.
3 comments:
I love Barry!
I'm trying to remember: do we have a candidate to run against Jean Schmidt in the primary?
Justin Bieber is way cuter than Mean Jean Schmidt.
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