Dear fellow tax hikers, for those of you who attend the University of Cincinnati we are delighted to present to you a wonderful internship opportunity through the Hamilton County Republican Party (of higher taxes). This is a great chance to apply your skills in support of the big government movement that the local GOP has advanced so well.
To be eligible for this summer/fall internship you must:
- be a UC student, and continue to be one for the duration of this internship
- write a 4-page essay kissing the right people's asses
- submit your complete application by May 18th to either us or John Kerry supporter Ashwin Corattiyil
Note: If you are related to Jennifer Triantafilou or Tracy Winkler - you don't have to be a UC student, you don't have to write a 4-page essay, and you can apply whenever the hell you want.