Dear fellow tax hikers, for those of you who attend the University of Cincinnati we are delighted to present to you a wonderful internship opportunity through the Hamilton County Republican Party (of higher taxes). This is a great chance to apply your skills in support of the big government movement that the local GOP has advanced so well.
To be eligible for this summer/fall internship you must:
- be a UC student, and continue to be one for the duration of this internship
- write a 4-page essay kissing the right people's asses
- submit your complete application by May 18th to either us or John Kerry supporter Ashwin Corattiyil
Note: If you are related to Jennifer Triantafilou or Tracy Winkler - you don't have to be a UC student, you don't have to write a 4-page essay, and you can apply whenever the hell you want.
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That's it! I, The Great Alex T, DEMAND that everyone quit talking about this Jennifer Triantafilou-Tracy Winkler thing. I'm tired of you people telling the truth about we did.
We Republicans don't serve the taxpayers. You peons serve me. Stop talking about this OR ELSE!!!!!
Would anybody like to intern for me? I won't be paying anything, but there's plenty of space for you in my empty, client-free office.
The Department of Labor / Bureau of Labor Statistics GS 12 Economist makes his living on the Taxpayer's dime because he can't cut it in the Free Market. He gets benefits that nobody in the Free Market economy gets. Plus he blogs on the Taxpayer's time.
Since he says that he wants the Government to cut spending, he should lead an example for others by quitting his job, otherwise he is a huge hypocrite.
Please no smelly, inbred west siders need apply. (My definition of "smelly, inbred west sider" never includes Green Township-- you guys are the bestest!)
Craig Hochscheid! Its so great to hear from you. we've been worrying about you ever since you got outed as Cincycapell.
Since you can't hold a job, all you had was your anonymity and a morbidly obese wife, and now COAST took away your anonymity. Now all you have is your fat wife Tabitha Hochscheid. Speaking of which, its lunchtime and Tabitha wants her food NOW. Don't keep a fat woman waiting.
Um, Craig, you better hope this outing of you and your wife doesn't cost her any clients. Food prices are going up, my friend!
Craig, hope your wife doesn't lose any clients over this. With the price of food these days, she can't afford to.
dumb right-wingers can't even post anonymous comments right. i can see why Palin is your hero.
I wish I could be Craig Hochscheid. Who wouldn't want to be an unemployable slob who has to rely on the mercy of his fat wife to carry him? To top it off, he chooses to spend his many free hours each day obsessing about the leaders of COAST, at least when he's not feeding Tabitha.
Bonus, you'll get to party with us!
Why would you want to intern for that snake Alex, who should NOT have been working FOR that EVIL MAN Brad Wenstrup against our own JEANNIE SCHMIDT? When you could instead learn from me, the all time leading campaign expert?
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