Sunday, July 8, 2012

School Board Member arrested for serving alcohol to minors

Dear fellow tax hikers, a local School Board Member and spouse were arrested today after a party in which they allegedly served alcohol to minors.  According to the article, "Terry Luhrsen and his wife Tawnya Luhrsen are charged with Neglect of a Dependent and 20 counts of Furnishing Alcohol to Minors."  That's a lot of furnishing!  Terry is a School Board Trustee for the South Dearborn Community School Corporation. 

We can confirm that Wyoming School Board Member and Party Mom Lynn Larson is not involved.  We are so relieved by this news that me and my civil domestic partner are heading out for some drinks.  Who's gonna join us?

6 comments:

Big Verne Collins said...

I'll drink to that.

CincyHochscheid said...

My morbidly obese wife and I will join you and your civil domestic partner at one of the many fine drinking establishments I claim to know so well via my wine distributorship. We love gay people so much, we use it as an insult for people who we obsessively blog over during the few moments we aren't stuffing our faces.

CincyCapell = liberal hypocrite said...

So we can add homophobe to Craig Hochscheid's already stellar record of bigotry, anti-semetism, and racism. What a guy!

Argosy Patron said...

I bet these drinks were not supplied by Artisanal Beverages, LLC, owned by Mr, Craig Hochscheid.

Not Lynn Liquor said...

Good for the police. Too often the police arrest only the underage drinkers, who then get a slap on the wrist, while ignoring the suppliers and hosts. They need to focus on the adults.

Do the same they do with low-level drug dealers - cut them a deal if they flip on the higher-level dealers. Arrest the kids and cut them a deal if they give up the suppliers and hosts, but throw the book at them if they won't.

Lady Lynn Larson said...

Terry, from one party parent to another let me give you some advice. Whatever you do, take NO personal responsibility. Nothing that happened was your fault. Nothing that happened was your wife's fault. Nothing that happened was your kids' fault.

The police are to blame for everything. They should have been doing something instead of enforcing the law. And besides, you are a white School Board Member and your wife and kids are white too. You shouldn't have to obey the law. A Good White Family should never be treated like this.