Dear fellow tax hikers, we enthusiastically endorse Pamula Thomas for Cincinnati City Council. We hear Pam is about to get appointed to Council and we couldn't be happier. Councilman Cecil Thomas, facing term limits, has said he is going to step down.
Cecil wants to fill the seat with a highly qualified person. And after a long and grueling search, Cecil has found the most qualified person in the world - his wife Pamula. It's fitting that today, on Valentine's Day, Cecil is giving his wife something special. Not roses, not chocolates, not tickets to the latest chick flick. Nope, Cecil is giving his wife a City Council seat.
Pamula Thomas is extremely qualified for this position. She possesses the most important qualification possible - she's married to Cecil Thomas. This is how you keep it in the family.
Last year we lamented the fact that Pamula Thomas and Tracy Winkler had to run against each other. They are both so highly qualified for any public office and it saddened us deeply that one of them had to lose. Now Pam can get what's hers.
We at Republicans for Higher Taxes believe in keeping it in the family. Jennifer Triantafilou, Tracy Winkler, The Mickey Esposito Gang, Tom Adamec, anyone named Mallory, anyone named Driehaus, half of Simon Leis' double-dippers, Louis W. Blessing, David Pepper, and more.
Others work hard and learn lots. It matters not. The most important qualification around here is being born or married to the right person. Pam Thomas for Council!
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There's nothing worse as a parent than knowing you could have bought your son the State Auditor's office if only you married a richer man.....or woman. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT #%&*$#% PEASANT YOST BEAT US!!!
How could you overlook the Empire-building in the Deters Clan?
No racial comments from the bigot CincyCapell/Craig Hochscheid? When Cecil Thomas ran for County Commissioner, Hochscheid referred to Cecil as "Uncle Thomas" and said he was an "Uncle Tom". Those were the good ole' days for Craigy-poo, when he could be anonymous and slur others without consequence.
Why do you ugys carrE ahout Cecil Tohmans' wife when theree uis so mcuh fub to be has uin Wyomibg with party mom Lynn Larson on. The school boars and she is such a cooool party MILF isn't she?
Let's not forget that PamUla was a leading figure in the Ice Cream for Votes scandal at Cincinnati Public Schools. Massa Burke knows darn well that experience in buying votes is an important part of being a successful Democrat Politician. 7
It' s so cool when someone gets to will their elected seat to a family member. Who needs elections? My job would be a lot more easier and a lot more fun if we didn't have elections. Then I wouldn't have to pretend to like any smelly, fat, inbred, disgusting west siders.
If I wasn't such a deadbeat, I'd still be in office and then the only hard part would be figuring out which of my family members to leave my seat to.
Hey tax hikers, anyone want to guess who submitted this racist comment?
"How ironic, since the only "Uncle Tom" on Council is Uncle Chris Smitherman. Does Smitherman call Finney 'Massa Chris'?"
After winning elective office as a Republican, and seeking the state senate as a Democrat, and losing my elective office as an independent, and then getting involved with the Tea Party, I never thought I would ever find the right political family for me. Then Dusty Rhodes hired me in his board of revision office and I've been given all the rights and privileges a person could dream of, including unlimited use of public resources to conduct my private personal vendettas. And the reading about them in the wistle blower.
I wholeheartedly endorse Pamela!
The racist comment had to come from fat racist underemployed Price Hill hog Craig Hochscheid.
Unmistakenly Hochscheid. Another productive day in the enviable life of a former bell hop. How lovely that we should be graced with such wonderful insights into the human condition. If only this Humpty actually had a formal education, any measure of humility and of course a conscience. The term loser has never been more appropriate.
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