Dear fellow tax hikers, we enthusiastically endorse Pamula Thomas for Cincinnati City Council. We hear Pam is about to get appointed to Council and we couldn't be happier. Councilman Cecil Thomas, facing term limits, has said he is going to step down.
Cecil wants to fill the seat with a highly qualified person. And after a long and grueling search, Cecil has found the most qualified person in the world - his wife Pamula. It's fitting that today, on Valentine's Day, Cecil is giving his wife something special. Not roses, not chocolates, not tickets to the latest chick flick. Nope, Cecil is giving his wife a City Council seat.
Pamula Thomas is extremely qualified for this position. She possesses the most important qualification possible - she's married to Cecil Thomas. This is how you keep it in the family.
Last year we lamented the fact that Pamula Thomas and Tracy Winkler had to run against each other. They are both so highly qualified for any public office and it saddened us deeply that one of them had to lose. Now Pam can get what's hers.
We at Republicans for Higher Taxes believe in keeping it in the family. Jennifer Triantafilou, Tracy Winkler, The Mickey Esposito Gang, Tom Adamec, anyone named Mallory, anyone named Driehaus, half of Simon Leis' double-dippers, Louis W. Blessing, David Pepper, and more.
Others work hard and learn lots. It matters not. The most important qualification around here is being born or married to the right person. Pam Thomas for Council!