Dear fellow tax hikers, we urge all Colerain Township residents to pack Township Chambers this Tuesday night to support a needed property tax increase for the Police Department. Colerain Trustees are expected to choose between one of three tax increases - a 2 mil, 1.85 mil, or 1.5 mil tax hike.
We strongly endorse the 2 mil tax increase. We need you to testify. Tell them you are undertaxed and deserve to pay more taxes. Urge them to select the largest tax increase on the table.
The police need this money to continue fighting vicious crimes - such as the one we covered last week when the fuzz busted a man for posting a photograph of himself, his child and an Assault BB Gun. Without higher taxes, the police might not have the resources to investigate such terrible crimes.
What would happen if Colerain residents started thinking they are allowed to take these kind of pictures? It could get even worse. What if Colerain residents started taking photos of their kids in a dangerous car? What about photographing children at the beach or in a dangerous swimming pool? Or what about Colerain parents who post a picture of their kid in a dangerous elevator?
Without higher taxes, the police might not be able to investigate such dangerous crimes or arrest the criminal parents who take these dangerous photographs. To protect our children, we endorse a 2 mil property tax. We need all of you to pack the house Tuesday at 5:30 to make sure your Trustees raise those taxes.