I could help this fatso get into shape by getting him involved with my completely non-political self's next political campaign. There's a lot of walking to do in Madeira when you're completely non-political but still using shoe leather to go door to door in a political campaign.
I saw that fat tub of crap stuffing his face at a Chinese restaurant in Evendale last week. I had to double take to make sure it was him, because I couldn't believe he would venture out to the evil Republican suburbs for a meal. One glance though at the disgusting cow he was with shoveling noodles into her mouth confirmed it for me. I swear to God Almighty, Tabitha is easily the most foul looking hideously obese woman in all of Cincinnati. Those two blimps truly deserve each other. I pray in the name of all that is good and holy that they don't pollute the world by procreating.
Looks like one of those goofy fat-asses in Colerain Township who needs to be eliminated from their politics if that place is ever to turn around and reach its full potential.
Our friend Jeff needs to grow a pair and just do what needs to be done.
Have you seen their stomachs? It would defy simple physics that they would have the ability to procreate. Neither of them can even ring a doorbell without turning around.
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Ewwww! Gross! How disgusting! Someone that fat and disgusting has to be one of those smelly, inbred west siders!
I thought it looked more like Tabitha.
You know, the Greeks invented dancing.
That guy is far too thin and way too good a dancer to be Craig Hog's Hide.
I think I've seen this guy in the park before.
That does look like Craig's shitbox Price Hill condo.
I could help this fatso get into shape by getting him involved with my completely non-political self's next political campaign. There's a lot of walking to do in Madeira when you're completely non-political but still using shoe leather to go door to door in a political campaign.
I saw that fat tub of crap stuffing his face at a Chinese restaurant in Evendale last week. I had to double take to make sure it was him, because I couldn't believe he would venture out to the evil Republican suburbs for a meal. One glance though at the disgusting cow he was with shoveling noodles into her mouth confirmed it for me. I swear to God Almighty, Tabitha is easily the most foul looking hideously obese woman in all of Cincinnati. Those two blimps truly deserve each other. I pray in the name of all that is good and holy that they don't pollute the world by procreating.
Looks like one of those goofy fat-asses in Colerain Township who needs to be eliminated from their politics if that place is ever to turn around and reach its full potential.
Our friend Jeff needs to grow a pair and just do what needs to be done.
Have you seen their stomachs? It would defy simple physics that they would have the ability to procreate. Neither of them can even ring a doorbell without turning around.
Our worst fear realized... Hochscheid offspring.
I recognize this whale. He's Craig and Tabby's life coach.
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