Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Cranley crushes Qualls

Dear fellow tax hikers, it is 6:30 AM and we are still at our computers crying our eyes out at the devastating losses we suffered tonight.  Roxanne Qualls didn't just lose the Mayor's race, she got destroyed. 

This defeat is a huge shock.  We were assured by Qualls supporters that she had closed the gap to within the margin of error.  We were told she had the momentum.  We were advised that Qualls was surging and poised for a win if only we got our people to the polls. 

All of us are in a state of mourning over this terrible tragedy.  But now we must come together to deal with our grief.  This is a safe place for everyone to communicate their feelings of loss and despair. 

Our sense of community will get us through these dark days.  We invite all of you to share your feelings.  We will get through these tough times, together.

8 comments:

Cheer Up said...

Bad night for our tax-hiking politicians like Roxanne Qualls and our tax-hiking candidates in Colerain and the Northwest board. It's also a shame that Vince Wallace got clobbered in Symmes and Vikki Zwiss is totally done in Wyoming. But we can celebrate all the successful tax hikes and our successes in Green Township with Rocky and Bullwinkle winning big Green Township and with Will Osborne winning in Delhi.

Price Hill Twinkie said...

I hope that fucking pig Craig Hochscheid killed himself last night.

And if not.....

SUCK IT HOCHSCHEID

KKKraig Hochscheid said...

Where are all of the asshole Qualls supporters who promised us a big win last night? You know, the folks who said that the primary didn't mean anything. Jens, find a new job - A-hole.

Anonymous said...

This is horribly confusing...I don't understand... with fine people like the Hochscheids supporting Qualls for Mayor how could this have happened?

Derek Bowman The Night Watchman said...

I can't believe 58% of Cincinnati voters are Tea Party COAST Republicans! ANYONE who disagrees with me on anything is a Tea Party COAST Republican. I thought us urban hipsters were the majority and I'm so disappointed we got our asses kicked again.

Should I return to my daily task of being an asshole? I bet everyone really liked my accusations yesterday, that a 90 year-old man was running for poll station to poll station intimidating poll workers. Yeah that sounds believable. I can't believe people doubt my credibility.

Mike Brown said...

Terrible loss for my Stadium Queen. But don't worry Roxy, you've got a job with me anytime you want one.

Price Hill Twinkie said...

Here are the results in Craig Hochscheid's precinct, 25-G:

Cranley - 131
Qualls - 43

Way to go Craig!

The well-respected CincyPAC said...

This is not true. According to our calculations Roxanne Qualls won with 69% of the vote! Congrats Mayor Qualls!