Tuesday, November 26, 2013
PG Sittenfeld flip-flops on streetcar
Dear fellow tax hikers, if there was a God we would be thanking her for PG Sittenfeld. After posing as a streetcar opponent for the last two elections - and suckering those fools into voting for him - PG announced today that he is a streetcar supporter!
Our inside sources always assured us this day was coming. We always knew that Streetcar Sittenfeld would be there when we needed him most. Did you guys ever wonder why we never had anything bad to say about him? We knew he was with us.
For those of you who voted for PG because he personally promised you he'd oppose the streetcar, you're just going to have to deal with it. Your opinion doesn't matter and it never has. PG Streetcar has a Presidential campaign to run and he will not be bothered with Commoner tasks like keeping his word. PG will always do what is best for PG, and right now that means supporting the streetcar.
Now that the anti-streetcar forces are taking over Cincinnati's government, and could possess the votes to stop our beloved streetcar, PG couldn't have found a better time to join the cause. We welcome PG Streetcar to our movement and we hope you do too.