Monday, November 4, 2013

Renew the Zoo

Dear fellow tax hikers, there is a Zoo renewal levy on Hamilton County's ballot tomorrow.  We urge you to vote Yes!  This money goes to zoo operations, including the feeding and care of animals.  It's important that Hamilton County taxpayers spend money to house and feed animals.

And let's face it, some animals require a LOT of food.  Such as....

an elephant:


a rhinoceros:


a hippopotamus:



a Craig Hochscheid:



This is a tax levy so vote yes!  And, a lovely animal's next meal may depend on it.

5 comments:

Whale-itha Hochscheid said...

I was going to ask where you got pictures of the entire Hochscheid family, but then I remembered that Craig has a sad, pathetic, childless marriage.

The Legend of Mike Moronski said...

Are you sure that's Craig Hochscheid? I heard that there's a crew in town doing casting calls for the next Hobbit movie. They're looking to fill the role of Bilbo's cousin with a glandular problem, and overactive thyroid - Fatso Baggins.

Noel said...

You had me convinced to vote yes - until you showed me a picture of that fat, disgusting, morbidly obese pig Hochscheid. He should get a job and pay for his own damn food.

Derek the Tri County Mall Cop said...

Not going to be a good night at the old Hockshied hovel. No sir-ee.

Anonymous said...

A most unfortunate public sighting of a self annointed bon vivant and political force. Lock the doors kids, it's a bell hop disguised as an informed person. Or is that two ill informed and uneducated people...so damn difficult to discern...