Dear fellow tax hikers, we have some wonderful news to share. Our downtown friends tell us the Qualls campaign is still surging and will catch Cranley any day now. She has all the momentum! Are you ready for another weekend of door-to-door in downtown and Over the Rhine?
The Qualls campaign is also organizing a new group to Save The Streetcar. We will not let Crowbar Cranley kill the streetcar, no matter how many people voted for him to do just that!
Qualls supporters are also scheduling a bunch of meetings to sit around and talk about how much they hate John Cranley and the 58% who voted for him.
And finally, 18th-place Council candidate Mike Moroski has announced he will mount a petition drive if and when Cranley and City Council shut down our beloved streetcar. We are proud to be the first to endorse this campaign. We will work just as hard on this petition drive as we did to elect Roxanne Qualls. We have told you for years that we will make these streetcars happen and we will not let you down.
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Please, please, please let Mike Moronski be the one to spearhead this effort. Mike, some chick nobody has ever heard of named Angela Beamon finished within a few votes of you. Sign her up for the effort and you'll be unstoppable!
If every single, solitary person who voted for Moronski signed a referendum petition it still wouldn't be enough to get it on the ballot. Of course, since Mike lives in a property tax abated luxury condo and skips out on paying taxes to support schoolchildren, the developmentally disabled, the elderly, the zoo, the museum center, the library, and indigent healthcare he might be able to afford to pay an outfit to collect signatures for him. Ain't hypocritical liberalism grand?
Let's put Moronski's loss into perspective ladies and gentleman. The 15th place Council finisher had two times as many votes as Mike Moronski. Seriously, there's nothing to worry about here.
The only thing surging from the Qualls campaign is Craig Hochscheid's weight.
Don't worry,with the election over we can go back to our full time job of shilling for the streetcar
Roxanne would never have let Saks Fifth Avenue leave downtown! I happen to shop there quite often and find the lack of other customers rather pleasant.
Of course, that's not the image I project, so let's keep that between us. Okay?
Now what can I run for next? That was fun! Watch out Martha Good. I am giving you a run for your money. Get it?
Mike, we need you. Please enlist in the battle for Hamilton County!
Maybe in 2015 I will move into the city of Cincinnati and show Mike Moroski how it's done. I will need something to do to get all the attention my gigantic ego needs.
I love all this political discussion. Well, not really. What makes me happy is when the big money gets involved because then there are fund-raisers and cocktail parties and I get to go shopping for new dresses and new shoes and new accessories. It's hard work being a highly-qualified professional political player who is also a wife and mother. All I ask is that you keep those fat, smelly, disgusting, inbred west siders away from me and I will be the life of the party anywhere I go.
Stay where you are Insco. There is only room for one Town-Clown here in Cincinnati.
Hey, anyone hear from Rusty Nail lately, after all of his good friends got their heads handed to them in last week's election?
Did you all see that Jane Pendergrast got booted from the Enquirer's City Hall beat? Jane threw her lot in with the losing team in the weeks leading up to the election and now she's paying for it. That's what you get for shilling for Qualls and streetcars, and trying to falsely paint Cranley and his supporters as racists instead of objectively and fairly covering the race, Jane. Now go write a story about a local chili cookoff.
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