Thursday, September 8, 2011

Tracy Winkler nixes State Rep race

Dear fellow tax hikers, for most people today was the deadline to apply for the vacant State Representative position in Ohio's 30th District.  However if Green Township rules are utilized, Jennifer Triantafilou will have 11 more days to send in her application.  The list of current applicants was released earlier today, and sadly our endorsed candidate Tracy Winkler was not among them. 

We tax hikers are having terrible luck with our top candidates.  Our first endorsed candidate Stadium David Linnenberg turned down the race the day after we endorsed him.  And now Tracy Winkler refused to step up to the plate (for once).  We were counting on sending top-notch tax hiker to infiltrate the Republican Caucus so we can undermine the Kasich agenda, but we are afraid that we have failed in that important task. 

We ask all you tax hikers, do you see a good candidate in this group?  If so send us the information so we can all stand together and select the best tax-and-spend Republican for this vacancy.  This can be the start of our effort to take down John Kasich and all his evil, pro-taxpayer policies!

8 comments:

Stadium Dave said...

What about my man Bob Bedinghaus? He's my idol.

Kevin O. said...

That beautifully bald Charlie Norman is always against taxes, but i just can't help but to support him. I'd give him a hand whenever he needed it.

Foxy Roxie Qualls said...

Rocky Boiman is the clear choice. His PAC endorsed 3 pro-streetcar/2 pro-abortion candidates for Cincinnati City Council this year. That's my kind of candidate!

Senile Si said...

I will never forgive that jackwagon Charlie Norman for opposing my sales tax that would have built my own personal Memorial Hoosegow.

Mary Ann Crusty said...

How about the woman in the crowd - Mary Beth Walter Schill. Sure, nobody has ever heard of her, which means she's never lifted a finger to help a Republican candidate, but she's a woman. I also like the fact that she has two last names. Think Hilary Rodham Clinton, but no name ID.

Amber Burke Sprengard said...

You are so right Mrs. Crusty! Like, I am so jealous of her. I mean, I have 2 last names but she has 2 first names too!

Maybe I need to give myself another first name. How's Amber RINO Burke Sprengard sound???

Senator Bill said...

Loving Rocky Boiman right about now. Not only does he endorse pro-streetcar, pro-abortion candidates, he owns a tequila distributorship! Glad to see the 30th House District will pick up right where it left off.

Dick H. said...

F%ck y'all!