Monday, November 21, 2011

Hartmann's Tax Hike fails to gain support

Dear fellow tax hikers, we are facing a moment of truth.  Hamilton County Commissioner Greg Hartmann had planned on passing his big property tax increase at today's Commission meeting, but failed to find a second vote.  This fight continues.  Tax Hike Hartmann is working very hard to raise your taxes and we will stand behind him 100%.  

This is the most important tax increase we have faced....than at anytime in the past two weeks.  Mike Brown deserves that money.  Mike Brown needs that money and he needs it more than you do. 

This property tax increase only affects the stupid homeowners in Hamilton County.  It doesn't affect people like me and my civil domestic partner, or our Section 8 landlord.  Just because the voters were promised this money when they passed the Stadium Sales Tax increase doesn't mean they should get it.  Promises are made to be broken, especially promises made to the lowly taxpayers. 

We condemn Commissioners Chris Monzel and Todd Portune for standing in the way of this fantastic property tax increase.  Monzel needs to learn his role.  Republicans are the party of higher taxes.  It's time for Monzel to stand in line and obey Tax Hike Hartmann and his other superiors.  Contact your Commissioners and ask them to please raise our taxes.  Tax us more!

8 comments:

Alex TryinToFoolYou said...

I am disgusted at everyone but Tax Hike Hartmann. It is their duty to raise taxes.

Princess Margaret said...

Greg!!! OMG! I can tell you're down in the dumps that no one will support your tax hike. Let's meet at Ruby's for some drinks. Don't worry about that weirdo Monzel. He likes to hang around with those smelly, inbred west siders who keep stopping us from raising taxes.

GP Hartmann said...

I implore you, call Monzel and tell him to get with the program. We have a deal down here and he needs to learn how things get done. Stu, Bob, Dave call out the dogs for me here.

Ashwin said...

I forget, are we for tax hikes or against them? I'm so confused.

Hamilton County RINO Party said...

lol silly Ashwin, we love tax increases. Except when, you know, they are proposed by black democrats. Then omg we throw a bone to the ignorant conservatives and like pretend 2 b fiscal conservatives for a day.

omg I am like soooooo hart-broken that Gregory's tax increase didnt pass. he's one of us we gots to support this property tax hike.

love, Mags

Alex T said...

Should I promote Commissioner Hartmann's tax increase when I speak to the Blue Chip meeting next week? Will anybody even show up to listen to me? I still have them fooled, don't I? Hello? Is anyone out there? I am relevant damn it. I matter. Look at me. I'm important. Yes, me. Important as heck!

Mean Jean Schmidt said...

I'm with you Gregory. If I was there I'd be raising taxes with you, just like I have at the state and federal levels.

Princess Margaret said...

Alex, be careful at the Cow Chip meeting Monday night. Ugh, so many smelly people there, you'd think it was on the west side or something. That's why we call them the Cow Chips down at the office.