|Can SuperFat save the day?.........No.|
Dear fellow tax hikers, due to union strikes Hostess Brands Inc has announced it will be closing three plants, including one in Cincinnati. This will result in 152 Cincinnati workers losing their jobs, as part of the 627 workers overall who will now be unemployed. The Obama recovery continues!
Hostess is the iconic company that makes delicious foods such as Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Ho Hos, Wonder bread, and our favorite the Hostess Cupcakes. We are desperately concerned that these closures could lead to a shortage of these wonderful foods.
While we are concerned, we hear that Craig and Tabitha Hochscheid (the duo behind the bigoted CincyCapell persona) are in outright panic mode. What would these two fat slobs do without an endless supply of their favorite food group? Would they resume those oh-so-funny racial slurs they often made before being outed as CincyCapell? How about those way-too-hilarious anti-Semitic quips we used to see so frequently from them?
We stand behind these union strikers 100%. They are striking for better pay. They are striking for better benefits. They are striking for better working conditions. Of course, now that they're unemployed they'll have to find those better wages, benefits, and working conditions somewhere else. But hey, they're making a point dammit! We hope they at least get to munch on some good snacks as they protest while jobless.
We've got to run. Writing this post has made us HUNGRY!