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Dear fellow tax hikers, due to union strikes Hostess Brands Inc has announced it will be closing three plants, including one in Cincinnati. This will result in 152 Cincinnati workers losing their jobs, as part of the 627 workers overall who will now be unemployed. The Obama recovery continues!
Hostess is the iconic company that makes delicious foods such as Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Ho Hos, Wonder bread, and our favorite the Hostess Cupcakes. We are desperately concerned that these closures could lead to a shortage of these wonderful foods.
While we are concerned, we hear that Craig and Tabitha Hochscheid (the duo behind the bigoted CincyCapell persona) are in outright panic mode. What would these two fat slobs do without an endless supply of their favorite food group? Would they resume those oh-so-funny racial slurs they often made before being outed as CincyCapell? How about those way-too-hilarious anti-Semitic quips we used to see so frequently from them?
We stand behind these union strikers 100%. They are striking for better pay. They are striking for better benefits. They are striking for better working conditions. Of course, now that they're unemployed they'll have to find those better wages, benefits, and working conditions somewhere else. But hey, they're making a point dammit! We hope they at least get to munch on some good snacks as they protest while jobless.
We've got to run. Writing this post has made us HUNGRY!
8 comments:
Is Tabitha Hochscheid the superhero in the mask?
Nah, that woman is too skinny to be Tabby.
I LOVE STANDING BEHIND MY UNION BROTHERS AND SISTERS JUST LIKE I STOOD WITH ALL OF THE GOVERNMENT UNIONS AND AGAINST CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN JOHN KASICH. BOY DO I HAVE EVERYONE FOOLED BECAUSE I TALK LIKE RUSH LIMBAUGH AND VOTE LIKE RACHEL MADDOW.
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
What a surprise the plant is on the west side of this city. Go figure! Just what we need is more fat, smelly, inbred, disgusting, UNEMPLOYED west siders! Ugh! As if!
Hey, I might represent some of these folks now. I think some of them might live in Price Hill and I think that might be in my legislative district now. Not really sure. Hmmmmm.... I wonder.... what would the old man do in this situation? Oh that's right. ABSOFRICKINLUTELY NOTHING! HA! HA! HA!
Just an hour away until lunch.
Which means it is time for a Twinkie Break!
I would clearly never touch a ho ho or Ding Dong, that is not fitting of a Bon Vivante. You see my friend, I am just fat because I eat rich and delicious food. Basically, I am better than all of you in practically every way. I know what's better for everyone and that is for all of you to stay beneath me, that is why I am an avowed liberal. You say I'm racist and anti-semetic, I'm saying they should just know their place.
I do not drink to that!
Given Kevin LeMaster's recent DWI conviction I thought he'd drink to anything.
http://www.courtclerk.org/case_summary.asp?sec=history&casenumber=C/12/TRC/44407
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