Dear fellow tax hikers, we know these past 3 weeks have been as difficult for you as they have been for us. That's because on December 31, 2012 our hero and mentor Virgil Lovitt retired as Sharonville Mayor and life hasn't been the same since.
At least we got to enjoy a good laugh recently. Virg was honored, as he deserved to be, with a roast from the Sharonville Chamber of Commerce. It was led by someone from the Princeton Education Foundation, which was fitting because of the numerous Princeton tax increases Virgil endorsed.
This 5 minute video was so, so funny. We swear it was hilarious. It may have been so funny you forgot to laugh, but we insist you will laugh hard at this master roast.
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Virgil, are you SURE you don't have some socially inept son or daughter to hand this seat on down too?
Gotta run, need to hit the park before it gets too cold out.
Virg Lovitt, Si Leis, Sean Donovan, Jean Schmidt....
We just can't take it any more! It's so unfair! If Rick Bryan or Royal Doyle Webster retires you just may see a mass suicide. Who else will we have left to give us cover to vote for all of those tax increases?
Mr. Lovitt, I sincerely regret having Campaign Expert Matheny mismanage your campaign, and I honestly don't understand how all of the direct-mail pieces we in the caucus paid for in Columbus failed to get you across the finish line. That Taco Bell chihuahua one still cracks us up when we're up late in Columbus sharing old war stories.
While we probably didn't need your votes for much of our agenda the past few years, I could definitely use your help right now baby-sitting our newest state legislator, Louis William Blessing the third, or as the kids on my staff like to call him, LB3.
Were there drinks available at this roast? Maybe some fine wine?
To be fair, I believe the Virg campaign was "managed" by caucus lackey Tony Brigano, with Campaign Expert Matheny in a supporting role.
The Taco Bell doggy mailer officially came from an outside group, though it's believed to have been authored locally. It was such an unbelievable act of self-sabotage it wouldn't surprise anyone if that local author was the Campaign Expert herself.
That accident report "joke" is older than the dust between Virgil's ears.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/bricks.asp
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