Dear fellow tax hikers, one failed candidate we wanted to win this past November was State Representative nominee Steve Newsome. He captured an astonishing 30% of the vote in a 2-way race against State Representative Lou Terhar, losing by a mere 40 points. Steve is an avowed liberal, out-and-proud homosexual activist and we think that's great. He wasn't relevant enough for us to identify him by name in our big endorsement post, but boy have things changed!
Recently Steve posted the following groundbreaking Tweet:
Absolutely! Because some gun owners are irresponsible and even engage in criminal activity, that means all gun owners are irresponsible.
Some homosexuals are irresponsible criminals. Therefore, Steve Newsome is an irresponsible criminal.
We are going to name this The Steve Newsome Standard. If some people in a large group practice destructive behavior, then we should assume everyone in that group does too. We applaud our Stevie for perfecting this life-changing theory of life.
When Steve runs for office again, we will be the first ones there to support him. Even if he is an irresponsible criminal.