Monday, January 14, 2013

The Steve Newsome Standard

Dear fellow tax hikers, one failed candidate we wanted to win this past November was State Representative nominee Steve Newsome.  He captured an astonishing 30% of the vote in a 2-way race against State Representative Lou Terhar, losing by a mere 40 points.  Steve is an avowed liberal, out-and-proud homosexual activist and we think that's great.  He wasn't relevant enough for us to identify him by name in our big endorsement post, but boy have things changed! 

Recently Steve posted the following groundbreaking Tweet:


Absolutely!  Because some gun owners are irresponsible and even engage in criminal activity, that means all gun owners are irresponsible. 

Some homosexuals are irresponsible criminals.  Therefore, Steve Newsome is an irresponsible criminal.

We are going to name this The Steve Newsome Standard.  If some people in a large group practice destructive behavior, then we should assume everyone in that group does too.  We applaud our Stevie for perfecting this life-changing theory of life.

When Steve runs for office again, we will be the first ones there to support him.  Even if he is an irresponsible criminal. 

19 comments:

What a dumbass said...

Jeffrey Dahmer was a homosexual. Therefore, Steve Newsome must enjoy killing young men and eating their flesh.

Chris Squeelbach said...

John Wayne Gacy was a homosexual. Therefore, Steve Newsome is a serial killer clown. The clown part I'm absolutely sure of.

Alex T Mall Cop said...

You know the Greeks invented a form of wrestling that involved male nudity.

Republican No More said...

Belittling homosexuals is so unfair. We blame Gov. Kasich.

Republicans for Higher Taxes said...

Tax hikers, as you know we typically delete posts from known bigot Craig Hochscheid. But sometimes we can't resist sharing. The next post below is his latest masterpiece.

Craig Hochscheid, while feeding his fat wife said...

You are obsessed with Seelbach. You have a crush on him don't you? You're a closted faggot. You dream of having his cock in your mouth.

(Editor's question: What is a "closted" faggot, and does that differ from the usual kind?)

I lives in Prise Hail said...

Craiggy my boy, does your pal Seelbach know you talk like that about him?

CincyCapell is a pig said...

Craig Hochscheid (CincyCapell) is a fat racist pig. Tabitha Hochscheid is a fat ugly pig.

No reference to a standard. Just statements of fact.

Democrat Operatives said...

We love watching Republicans face off against each other hiding behind anonymous screen names, staying up all night arguing over who is more unpleasant.

Meanwhile, we're in power fixing all the problems the right wing caused in this country during the Reign Of Error.

Enjoy tomorrow. I know I sure will enjoy the sounds of right-wing hateful racist bigoted homophobes scream and cry as we begin the march to take their guns away from them. No more mentally disturbed wingnuts living out their fantasies in the woods anymore. Ha ha.

Sandy Hook: the best thing that ever happened to us. Do you know why? Because no we have ALL the power. Forver.

Sleep well, wingnuts. That next knock on the door will turn you into our bitch. Forver.

Newsome/Hochscheid are morons said...

The hypocrisy is astounding. Steve Newsome, as an open homosexual, should know better than anyone to stereotype an entire group of people because of a few bad actors.

As to idiot Craig Hochscheid calling other people "closted faggots", it's often those who claim to support gay rights who are the first to gay-bait and use anti-gay slurs. Hochscheid frequently uses this tactic to smear those he hates.

Craig' said...

If I were Craig Hochscheid, I'd take one good look at my fat, disgusting pig of a wife Tabitha and immediately embrace homosexuality. That could be the source of his obvious angst. Under no circumstances, ever, could a sane, heterosexual male actually enjoy sex with that pasty, obese blob better known as Tabitha Hochscheid.

Princess Margaret said...

Ugh, even more uncouth behavior from those smelly disgusing inbred west siders. At least this Steve Newsome guy has some education and culture behind him. But still, west siders are so GROSS and have such bad manners! Can't we give the whole west side to Kentucky?

Baby Boy Blessing said...

Hold on there, Stevers. You've got to get this whole jumping to conclusions thing under control. I mean, just because I was once arrested for being in a park after sunset doesn't mean anything. And just because I got this seat handed to me on a silver platter thanks to my last name doesn't mean anything either.

Green Township Republicans said...

This is the pencil-necked dweeb which we defeated 70-30 in Lou Terhar's district. Because we are Green Township and it's just too bad no one else can be as perfect as us.

Kathy Mohr said...

Steve, you need to find something more constructive to do with your time, like maybe make a few hundred public records requests each year and then spend all that time poring over these thousands of pages and then going to a local government meeting and screeching about anything you find that upsets you, and, from what I've seen of you, that would be pretty much anything and everything.

Free Legal Advice said...

Steve, you might need a lawyer if you keep this up, and I have just the perfect one for you http://balancingthebar.wordpress.com/2013/01/15/a-new-direction-for-the-new-year-hochscheid-associates-llc-is-born/

Craig Hochscheid's failed career said...

"I have never seen so many miserable people cling to so many trappings of success." - Could you be referring to your miserable fat husband Craig Hochscheid, who pretends to be a "bob vivant" even though he lives in a crap condo in Price Hill.

Craig Hochscheid's morbidly obese wife's XXXL bloomers said...

"Clinging or grasping is a huge part of being a lawyer for sure."

No Tabitha, the act of "clinging" or "grasping" is a huge part of the daily stress your undergarments have to endure. Can you imagine cotton fibers actually screaming in agony as they are stretched to their breaking point over that bulbous, disgusting, pasty, cottage cheese ass of yours? That's a more accurate description of clinging and grasping.

OFA said...

Even though Steve Newsome himself lost an election in a Republican-gerrymandered district pretty heavily, it is people like Steve whose commitment to equal rights for all, tolerance of others, and the dignity of the human being whose worldview is on the rise in the United States of America---- while the racism, sexism, bigtory, homophobia and outright hatred of those who are not also gun-toting right-wing Jesus freaks is on its way to extinction in the Greatest Nation on Earth.