Dear fellow tax hikers, we have made our decision regarding the replacement of our good friend Virgil Lovitt as Sharonville Mayor. Though there are many fine choices, we enthusiastically endorse former Councilwoman Janey Kattelman for Sharonville Mayor. Janie's unwavering dedication to big government places her a cut above the rest.
Janey has been a long-time supporter and one of the closest friends of our 2008 Tax Hiker of the Year Virgil Lovitt. Janey has been with Virg every tax-hiking step of the way.
Janey is so dedicated to big government that she left the Republican Party in 2011 to run as an independent, never mind that Sharonville Republicans are some of the best tax-and-spenders in Ohio. Even Virg didn't do that. He served proudly as a top tax-and-spend Republican. Sadly, Janey lost this race to her more conservative opponent, and she and her husband have been bitter ever since.
A major reason for this move was Janey's obsessive support for the taxpayer-subsidized Sharonville Fine Arts Center, known to many as Janey's Playhouse. This so-called economic development tool has been so successful that it's required 3 different taxpayer bailouts. Janey knows this place cannot fail. If it requires higher taxes from Sharonville's residents and workers, then that is the price that must be paid for Janey's Playhouse to live on.
Sharonville Republicans meet on January 7th to make their decision. This process is being handled by none other than Paul Kattelman, Janey's husband. We encourage Paul to rig the system in favor of his wife. Forget the taxpayers, do what's best for yourselves. And finally, get your revenge on those who voted Janey out of office. Janey Kattelman for Sharonville Mayor!