Dear fellow tax hikers, we are dismayed to learn that our favorite attorney Stan Chesley has been disbarred by the Kentucky Supreme Court. Chesley has been a huge supporter of higher taxes and many big government programs, as well as a major benefactor to ethical politicians like Bill Clinton, Jean Schmidt, Tracy Winkler, and Joe Deters.
We at Republicans for Higher Taxes are always sad when our friends get caught doing bad things. But no matter Chesley's ethical problems, we have already found him a new job.
We strongly endorse Stan Chesley for Ohio Republican Party (ORP) Legal Counsel. With the ORP poised to select criminal Matt Borges as ORP Chairman, we need to double-down on the outlaw theme.
Our party can make a serious play for the criminal vote, now largely Democratic, by selecting individuals such as Borges and Chesley to important positions. We have a tremendous opportunity to send a message to the criminal voters of Ohio - we are with you, we want YOU to come join US. The criminal vote will soon be ours.