Dear fellow tax hikers, get ready to send more money to Mike Brown and the Cincinnati Bengals! Mikey needs new carpeting. And according to WCPO, you're going to pay for it.
This new carpeting will cost Hamilton County taxpayers a cool $1 million. We endorse this expenditure and believe it's worth every cent. We can't think of a better way to spend $1 million of tax money than to provide Mr. Brown new carpeting.
This opportunity is possible because of the great work done by Bob Bedinghaus and Roxanne Qualls to sell the public on the benefits of taxpayer-funded stadiums. If it was not for those two fine leaders, Mike Brown would have to pay for his own carpet and we wouldn't want that.