You need to tighten your belt, so the government doesn't have to tighten theirs.
We are very upset at the COAST/NAACP coalition successfully placing the Cincinnati Parking Plan on the ballot. We know you are too. So instead we decided to post one of our favorite theme songs from yester-year to cheer us all up.
Things are rough all over. I'm unemployed, I owe hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees, and look what they're doing to my good friend and mentor Stan Chesleyhttp://news.cincinnati.com/article/20130405/EDIT01/304050053/Step-down-from-UC-Mr-ChesleyJust kidding about owing those legal fees!
Perhaps if RFHT had consulted ME at my residence in Colerain we could have beaten the unholy COAST/NAACP cabal. Sigh...
This takes me back to a happier place and time when I was the Campaign Expert with an undefeated record and my daddy was the greatest man in Springdale.
Pay no attention to how I said the crazy COAST wingnuts would never get enough signatures every single day in multiple posts on the Enquirer Blog for 25 straight days under the assumed name "Matthew Hall".
Long before I started putting in the years of hard work which has led to my ascendancy as the greatest woman in Republican Politics in Hamilton County, this was a show that, as a little girl, I truly despised. I think the unruly and unkempt Fraggeles are the root cause of my utter contempt for West Siders.
Do the Fraggles allow gay marriage?
No they don't allow gay marriage. They're The Fraggles, not the Fraggots.
I think I used to plop my kids down in front of this show while I was a crusading citizen-activist fighting for the public's right to know the public's business in Colerain Township. Those were the days when I was so determined to demand public records that I would get to the administration building before it opened! Then, I got elected, four times, and it was all so what who cares, I'll get back to you and suddenly even the public board meetings were optional in my book. The only public I cared about th en was my public salary. Man, I still haven't gotten over that loss to that 24 year old rookie. Boy does that make me scowl!
You know, fraggle is a Greek word? Not really, but Greeks are awesome. You know what the Greks are awesome at right now: buying all that leftover Easter candy on clearance! Stupid Westerners.
Get with it. Everyone knows that Matthew Hall is Jake Mecklenborg
The Fraggles look like people in Colerain will after the Rumpke poison pollutes the gene pool.
I remember this show from that long ago era when life was so much simpler and our parents did everything for us, and we weren't allowed to be in the park after sunset. Seems just like yesterday!
As a city councilmember, I suggest the Fraggles stop in Cincinnati on their next world tour. It would be great to have them in Cincinnati, the city I represent as a councilmember.
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