Meet The Kamrass Team, Volume 1
Dear fellow tax hikers, the Micah Kamrass campaign continues its impressive momentum as it picks up the support of 
Chesley may be without law, but that doesn't mean he should be without influence in Ohio's government. Chesley sees young Micah as a friend and mentee who can help him maintain his rightful influence over our government.
We do not believe that Kamrass should return this contribution. Just because Chesley has been disbarred, just because he owes $25 million to the victims of his fen-phen scheme, just because Chesley has (allegedly) stiffed the law firm that represented him, doesn't mean that Micah should feel bad about keeping this money. He's got a race to win! The victims can get their damn money later.
Chesley also sees some of himself in Kamrass. Kamrass will be a fine lawyer himself - once he actually passes the Bar. Kamrass knows he can always look up to his friend and mentor Chesley for advice. But for now, they are joined together to ensure the 28th District elects a young man to the Statehouse who supports The Obama Agenda.
By teaming up with Stan Chesley, Micah Kamrass can uphold his promise to always represent us with the highest standards of integrity and ethics - just like Chesley.
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You can add Stan Chesley to the list of people I am proud to be associated with in my quest to get Micah Kamrass into office. If he likes Kamrass, Stan is my man, too. He is right up there with Al Sharpton and Melowese Richardson.
Hey, Micah, your secret is safe with me, but keep dishing me all the dish you can on that deceitful Dever. I love using my role as a journalist to support my favorite Democrats. When my shilling for losing candidates causes me to lose all journalistic credibility, I can always land a cushy PR gig on the outside, just like my boo Janie did.
My law clerk is going to mop the floor with your extremist Golden Boy. I can't wait to rub that in your face at Chippy's lunch next month, just like Dr. San Marco and I totally dressed your pompous, arrogant, bigoted, greedy, misogynistic ass down in 2012. You and Ashwin keep handing us elected offices like good little lapdogs do.
Signed,
Your Good Friend Tim Burke
PS, go a little heavier on the suds next time you wash my car. So many dead leaves this time of year and lots of gunk on them.
We sure are proud of ourselves, backing a candidate supported by Al Sharpton and Stan Chesley is much better than backing a candidate supported by COAST.
Me and my daddy look up to Stan Chesley. We hope our boy Mikey grows up to be just like him.
As long as Micah Kamrass doesn't attract the support of any fat, smelly, disgusting, inbred west Siders, he is OK in my book. I am the hardest-working woman in all of Hamilton County politics, according to our chairman and if you don't like that, then too bad for you.
Deceitful Dever's past is catching up to him in a big way. He won't even show his face in public by November4th.
We can't wait to vote for Micah Kamrass, just like our favorite mayor Doyle Webster. Springdale has been such a good home for us.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Is Stan Chesley as despised in the legal community as I am in my own party?
So I guess the Chabot campaign isn't ever going to open their doors this year. This explains the lack of signs in my neighborhood. You call downtown and they pass you off to Chabot. You call Chabot and they give you another number. You call that number and no one ever calls you back and the place isn't ever open.
If Chabot doesn't campaign much and has a close race, he becomes a top target for the Dems in 2016. Then he will need me to raise millions more and I will get a bigger cut of the pie. A bad performance for Steve noweans more cash in my pocket later.
Do we need to do anything? Or can we just keep on getting our drink on?
I see some of myself in Kamrass too. Mostly the ass part.
I can't use my real name because I am retired rom a very important position at the highest levels of state government. Our party needs to be unified. Our party needs to be strong. Our party needs to come together at this time to stop Obama. Well, except maybe that Dever punk who beat my good friend Rick Bryan.
Waaaaaaahhhhhhh!
I didn't get my way and I'm PISSED OFF!
Go Kamrass. Go Pepper. Go FitzGerald.
Only $500? This disbarment thing must be hitting Stan hard in the wallet. Damn, that boy could write some checks in the 90s! Stan could have maxed out to Micah and a dozen others and not even missed the money back in his heyday.
Whatevs. Stan always threw the swankiest fund-raising events, the kind at which a person such as me was raised to completely sparkle and shine. I never had to tolerate the presence of any fat, smelly, disgusting, inbred west siders at any of Stan's fund-raisers.
This is the same Stan Chesley who has raised money for Republicans as well, right?
Stan Chesley only supports the best - like me and Micah!!!! Love you all!
Thank you, Republicans, for backing yet another loser if a candidate for a very winnable seat. When your Tea Party Messiah failed, you nominated a candidate who is actually TOO EXTREME for the Tea Party. While your Tea Party/COAST Messiah had a relatively clean personal and financial record, you decided to nominate a candidate who has more baggage than the Delta ticket counter.
Your boy Dever is making Mike Wilson look electable by comparison.
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