Dear fellow tax hikers, County Commission candidate Jim Tarbell has taken the gloves off and we love it! At a recent candidate forum Tarbell launched off against the County Commissioners by condemning their "slow, retarded leadership". You can hear it for yourself at 24:09.
We not only agree with Tarbell's sentiment, we applaud him for defiantly standing up to those who have been trying to ban the "R-word" from polite society. We stand with Tarbell.
The County Commissioners are retarded. Their willingness to raise taxes by only $170 million is retarded. Their refusal to raise taxes for Music Hall is retarded. And anyone who votes for one of them is retarded.
We are lucky to have such a thoughtful candidate like Tarbell in this race. Don't be a retard - vote Tarbell (or Feeney) for County Commissioner.
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You people don't understand. Jim Tarbell is a liberal and a cultural elitist, therefore he can say whatever he wants.
Jim,
Even though we have condemned others for using this language, and even though here is video evidence if you doing the very same thing, you can count on us to make sure most voters never hear a single word about this.
Keep up the good fight, my friend.
Marge
The voters are retarded. That's why none of them are smart enough to figure out that my old man hasn't been on the ballot since 2010.
Tarbell gets a free pass because he's a lefty and he cares.
Retarded voters didn't support my man Pete Beck for Warren County Commissioner in 2006. Retarded voters didn't support Virgil Lovitt in 2008. Retarded voters didn't support Tom Weidman in 2010. Retarded voters didn't support Jean Schmidt in 2012. Retarded voters didn't support Rick Bryan in the 2014 primary. Retarded voters in Springdale didn't support me for my city council race.
The voters, however, will be brilliant enough to support my man Micah Kamrass in 14 days. You can count on that. With Jerry Springer, Stan Chesley and Al Sharpton behind us, we are unstoppable.
I just wanted you all to know that I am committed to this probate judge race. Just as committed as I was to all my wives, in fact. I am sure you're seeing my signs everywhere. You all remember me from Channel 5 and my highly conservative years as Cincinnati mayor and before that on City Council. I know, I've been off making big bucks as a lobbyist and haven't exactly been practicing much law in a while. In fact, my divorces are pretty much the only courtroom experience I've had lately. And, yeah, I thought about ditching this judge thing to run for county commissioner but that damn ghostbuster wouldn't budge. But I know I can count on you all to elect warm, fuzzy, lovable Charlie Luken to the Probate Court judgeship. You know you want me in there, because I am so experienced, dependable, trustworthy and conservative. Don't forget conservative. Except in Northside and Clifton where I am known as a staunch progressive.
Voters will vote for me when they see my name. Ted Winkler is retarded for thinking he can beat me when I have sky-high name ID and an army of union guys willing to do anything for me.
Look how hard we are working for the Republican Party. Or at least for the judges. Or maybe just one or two judges. Whatever. We are so much better than all those conservative activists and College Republicans. If you don't believe me, just look at or Facebook photos of us with lawn signs.
I think anyone who would choose to live on the west side is retarded. It's OK if you're born there. You might not know any better. If you're not from Cincinnati and you move to the west side, that has to be seen as a sign of a mental defect.
Why are we still talking about those damn Catholics?
Flabbys' educated friends sometimes refer to me as retarded and I simply have to remind them that I am a very successful industry leader in tracking inventory, creating product displays and stocking shelves. I may not have a college education but I made it all the way to Pricedale and met dear Flabby. This may all be the product of a hallucinogenic dream or I may just be winning!
Craig "Shine Box" Hochscheid
Remember when all the Republicans thought a first-time candidate with an Arab name would actually be able to beat me?
Talk about retarded. You guys in the GOP don't have a freaking clue. You'd think after running Sean Donovan for Sheriff, you'd come to terms with what idiots you truly are. I guess not. I'll be glad to watch you guys waste campaign dollars just as much as you waste tax dollars.
I hope everyone notices how hard I am working on Jon Husted's re-election campaign, I am sure you've received our campaign lit at your house, and you've certainly see. all of our sign all over Hamilton County. We've certainly made more than our share of phone calls in the Victory Centers. I don't do any of this to make myself look god. I just care about advancing the Republican Party.
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