Dear fellow tax hikers, one of our heroes White House Senior Advisor David Axelrod has found himself the target of finger-pointing for the political failures of the Barack Obama administration. We cannot sit back and watch as the media and others work to tear down this great political mind and strong tax-and-spend ally.
We at Republicans for Higher Taxes strongly believe in Mustache Power. Axelrod is the highest-ranking mustache in America today. Anyone - and we mean anyone - who fights the 'stache will be sure to regret it. Guaranteed.
We were proud to endorse Barack Obama for President because of his promises to raise taxes and socialize our health care. And he said he'd bring hope and change. We also felt comfortable knowing that Obama would have a mustache man at his right hand. Sure we are disappointed in Obama's lack of accomplishment, but he still says he believes in hope and change so we're going to stand behind him.
David Axelstache is a great political operative who retains our full support. We still believe in Mustache Power. We call on Axelrod to summon his inner 'stache to give him the power he needs to make Obama the best tax-hiker he can be. We are 100% behind the 'stache.
11 comments:
I will support Obama if he grows a fu-man-chu
I wish David Pepper had a moustache.
Have you guys heard what our Enemy of the Treasury Chris Monzel's staff is up to in City Hall? RFHT should demand an inquiry about the emails calling our good Mayor "dainty" and our good city manager "overfed." You should join Leslie Ghiz' demands that he be fired.
Brad Beckett doesn't have a mustache. He's evil. He needs to be fired.
I find mustaches to be very sexy, but I like bald bailiffs even more.
What? Ghiz sided with liberal Democrats Mark Mallory and Tim Burke instead of with her fellow Republican? Why am I not surprised. Anyone see a pattern here?
I tried to grow a mustache a couple years ago with some hormones. I didn't like it so I stopped taking the pills.
Maybe Michelle Schnieder needs to hire Axelrod to advise her on how to raise taxes after she inevitably breaks her "taxpayer protection pledge."
But again, thank you to this site for backing Michelle! Its about someone stands up for her and her votes!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed Shannon.
That last comment was't from the real Tom Derner. Shame.
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