Wednesday, March 10, 2010
David Axelstache Under Fire
Dear fellow tax hikers, one of our heroes White House Senior Advisor David Axelrod has found himself the target of finger-pointing for the political failures of the Barack Obama administration. We cannot sit back and watch as the media and others work to tear down this great political mind and strong tax-and-spend ally.
We at Republicans for Higher Taxes strongly believe in Mustache Power. Axelrod is the highest-ranking mustache in America today. Anyone - and we mean anyone - who fights the 'stache will be sure to regret it. Guaranteed.
We were proud to endorse Barack Obama for President because of his promises to raise taxes and socialize our health care. And he said he'd bring hope and change. We also felt comfortable knowing that Obama would have a mustache man at his right hand. Sure we are disappointed in Obama's lack of accomplishment, but he still says he believes in hope and change so we're going to stand behind him.
David Axelstache is a great political operative who retains our full support. We still believe in Mustache Power. We call on Axelrod to summon his inner 'stache to give him the power he needs to make Obama the best tax-hiker he can be. We are 100% behind the 'stache.