Dear fellow tax hikers, pre-primary campaign finance reports were due yesterday and the news for us wasn't good.
Rick Bryan: $25,543 cash on hand. $13,116 debts owed. $7,000 loans outstanding.
Jonathan Dever: $26,847 cash on hand. $0 debts owed. $0 loans outstanding.
For weeks we were assured by Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan supporters that Rick is the one who raised all the money. They told us that Dever wasn't even running a real campaign. But it turns out he is the one with most of the unencumbered cash on hand to spend in the final stretch run.
We call on all you tax hikers to work hard for our 2011 Tax Hiker of the Year Rick Bryan in these final 10 days. Tell the voters about Rick Bryan's 25% Earnings Tax hike, the Sales Taxes he's tried to raise, the $75 million park he's building, the Cincinnati Streetcar he helped fund. Ricky is our best chance to elect a great tax-and-spend Republican.
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Now we see why Rick Bryan's supporters got so quiet here. What's happening Mac, Chef, and Cook?
Did you guys see my donation to Rick! We tax hikers stand together.
Looks like Rick is finding out that raising money isn't too eas when you're not able to steal it through taxing your neighbors.
I gave money to that little boy Mikey Kamrass. He was very obedient to me at Ohio State.
If nothing else, I know he's not one of those damn Catholics, Polacks, or SEC people.
Speaking of cash on hand, it looks like Crystal Faulkner is throwing plenty of cash around in her SCC race. Maybe that's why she's too busy to respond to her opponent's very simple request for a debate. Is this what you want your constituents to think of you Crystal? Too busy swimming in dirty political money to actually speak to those who you want to represent?
Respond to the debate offer.
WE'RE WAITING!
Haters gonna hate so I will keep this brief.
The real message to win this race is that Rick Bryan is a proven, principled conservative businessman and veteran. Did we mention he is a veteran?
In contrast his opponent is a carptbagger with no experience and a poor record of responsibility.
Did we mention Rick Bryan is a veteran?
Just ignore them Crystal. We have them completely fooled. Our dishonest tricks will save the day and those silly tea party people will never know what hit them. We will keep playing them like the fools we think they are.
Go ahead and nominate the Tea Party extremists. That makes it easier for us to win seats.
Signed,
The Hamilton County Democratic Party
A week from tomorrow, the election will be over and the Republican Party will unite behind the winner and start focusing like a laser beam on defeating the Democrats in the general election. Unless one of those Tea Party extremists win. Then they're on their own while we leak damaging information to the media.
Ja! I hope you like my ad! I can't let anyone know what I would do in office, but I sure can stretch the truth with a ten-year-old news story.
I hope both Rick and Crystal throw real swanky victory parties on Election Night, the kind at which a person of my upbringing was raised to dazzle, the kind to which those fat, smelly, disgusting, inbred West Siders aren't ever invited.
I hope nobody remembers that I did robocalls for RINO Crystal Faulkner when the next election rolls around and I have to pretend to be a pro-life, fiscallu responsible conservative again. I didn't want to do it but as always in Winburn Land, cash talks, and Crystal has plenty to spread around
These campaign finance reports overlook that Jonathan still has to pay his "consultant" Jamie Schwartz for some more "consulting" work like creating that juvenile and offensive attack ad. Ya!
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