Dear fellow tax hikers, today is April 15th! This is the day your taxes are due. It is our favorite day of the year - and Rick Bryan's too.
We're going to spend our special day honoring the legacy of Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan. This is a man - and a mustache - who knows what Tax Day is about.
Ricky won our 2011 Tax Hiker of the Year because of his neverending dedication to higher taxes and runaway spending. He raised the Earnings Tax 25%. Tried to give Hamilton County a huge Sales Tax hike. Applauded Bob Bedinghaus for his work on the stadiums. Helped fund the Cincinnati Streetcar. And Rick is currently building a $75 million park.
We are deeply indebted to Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan for everything he has done to raise taxes and jack up government spending. Just imagine what he could do with a statewide tax base. He is exactly the kind of tax-and-spend Republican we are proud to honor on the greatest day of the year. We wish all of you a Happy Rick Bryan Tax Day!