Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Burgers lure naked man off the ledge

Dear fellow tax hikers, we present to you one of the funniest stories we've read in months.

Police were able to lure a naked man who spent hours atop a downtown radio tower with McDonald's hamburgers.

The man climbed to the top of the tower Wednesday night.  At one point, police sources said, he asked for hamburgers from McDonald's. Officials complied, and he agreed to come down after eating his meal.

Note: this is not a story about Wyoming Mayor Barry Porter.

We never knew McDonald's hamburgers had such lifesaving power.  Me and my civil domestic partner have decided we're going to eat a lot more of them than we already do.  We encourage local police forces to harness the power of the golden arch.  Who knows, the Big M could save your life next.   

We at Republicans for Higher Taxes have decided we will start more regularly posting entertainment stories like these.  We believe they will nicely compliment our usual entries - hard-hitting journalism and advocacy for higher taxes.  Our readers want to be entertained, and we always, always want to serve our loyal followers.  That's all for today, it's time for a late night burger run!


Large LaVerne Collins said...

OMG reading this story makes me sooooooo hungry.

Liquor Lynn Larson said...

If it was me up there I would have demanded a Jack and Coke for myself, and another keg for my baby boy.

Anonymous said...

This strategery might work in Colerain Township some day?