Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Rick Bryan Tax Day

Dear fellow tax hikers, today is April 15th!  This is the day your taxes are due.  It is our favorite day of the year - and Rick Bryan's too.

We're going to spend our special day honoring the legacy of Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan.  This is a man - and a mustache - who knows what Tax Day is about.

Ricky won our 2011 Tax Hiker of the Year because of his neverending dedication to higher taxes and runaway spending.  He raised the Earnings Tax 25%.  Tried to give Hamilton County a huge Sales Tax hike.  Applauded Bob Bedinghaus for his work on the stadiums.  Helped fund the Cincinnati Streetcar.  And Rick is currently building a $75 million park.

We are deeply indebted to Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan for everything he has done to raise taxes and jack up government spending.  Just imagine what he could do with a statewide tax base.  He is exactly the kind of tax-and-spend Republican we are proud to honor on the greatest day of the year.  We wish all of you a Happy Rick Bryan Tax Day!

7 comments:

Republican Leaders in ORP and RNC said...

It's good to see the voters of the 28th House District lining up behind the sensible policies of Rick Bryan and completely reject the Tea Party extremism that cost us this seat the last two times.

my taxes are too damn low said...

This is one of the best days of the year. I get to hand over my money to great politicians like Barack Obama and Rick Bryan so they can spend it better than I ever would. I'm taking the day off work and celebrating Tax Day in style!

Virg the Scourge's Ghost said...

I hope no one remembers the last time the party cleared the field for an Establishment Republican in this seat. I. Got. Smoked.

Madeira Voter said...

Why all this bickering over the Tea Party? I heard Rick Bryan was running unopposed.

Craig H said...

The first of many payments on the streetcar. Yessssss.

Sick of it all said...

Actually, Madeira Voter, there are two others seeking this seat. It is frustrating to me how little their own message is getting out, never mind the truth about all the taxes and spending Rick has supported. At some point, the people who want this nomination are going to have to explain why they want it and why they would be better choices, otherwise, you're right, Rick will be the nominee by default.

Politics Professor, PhD said...

For the most part 'Sick of it all' is correct.

Rick Bryan might win the primary. Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan won't. it's up to the Dever campaign - and their allies - to make sure the voters are choosing between Jonathan Dever and Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan.