Tuesday, October 18, 2011

New Green Township Trustee

Dear fellow tax hikers, we congratulate Rocky Boiman for being named the newest Green Township Trustee.  Boiman was selected to replace our Tracy Winkler, who had to resign the seat to become Hamilton County Clerk of Courts.  Those are some mighty big shoes that Rocky will be asked to fill. 

We believe Rocky is firmly qualified for this position.  He played football at St. X.  He played football at Notre Dame.  He played football in the NFL.  His Political Action Committee, LEAD PAC, endorsed and donated to Democratic City Council candidate P.G. Sittenfeld as well as the liberal, pro-streetcar Deadbeat Democrat Jason Riveiro. We expect Rocky to get right to work keeping things as they are and protecting the patronage jobs of select Green Township families. 

We applaud Green Township Trustees Tony Upton and David Linnenberg for moving expeditiously to select a qualified candidate for this opening.  It only took them 5 days to accept Winkler's resignation, announce the opening, allow time for applications to come in, schedule the interviews, conduct the interviews, and make a final decision.  That is the sign of a fair, open, and honest selection process that everyone can be proud of.  Please join us in giving Rocky Boiman a warm welcome to our tax-hiking team.

6 comments:

Jason Riveiro said...

Yo no payo my bills. I am very excited to see my close friend Rock receive this appointment. He deserves it. I am also grateful for the money his PAC gave my campaign so that I can spread my message of streetcars and illegal immigration.

For mi Spanish amigos: "Estoy muy emocionado de ver mi cierre amigo Rock recibir este nombramiento. Se lo merece. También estoy agradecido por el dinero su PAC dio mi campaña por lo que yo puedo difundir mi mensaje de tranvías y la inmigración ilegal."

Anonymous said...

I'm curious to see if Rocky actually governs according to the sound ethics and conservative beliefs he proclaims to have, or whether he'll turn into another selfish Green Twp crook like most of the rest of them. If he moves to replace Jennifer Triantafilou and Allison Detzel with qualified workers, I'll be quite impressed.

Mike from Anderson said...

Hmmm, let's see, the Hamilton County Republican party just hired a former John Kerry campaign worker as political director. It would seem that Rocky fits right in.

Drama Queen said...

Rocky and Ashwin are both former football players. It looks like the HCGOP is turning into a jocks-only cligue. Just like being in high school.

AT said...

Did you know the Greeks invented the Super Bowl?

Princess Margaret said...

Rocky Boiman is so cool! He always shows me his jewels! That's so nice! He doesn't smell like all those other west siders, either. He's one of the few west-siders I can stand to be around.