Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Tracy Winkler selected Clerk of Courts

Dear fellow tax hikers, on Wednesday the Hamilton County Republican Party's hand-picked Special Screening Committee will be meeting for their fair, open, and honest interview process to select our next Clerk of Courts.  We are delighted to be the first to report that they have already selected Green Township Trustee Tracy Winkler for this important vacancy!  On orders from above, Winkler has won the appointment in a lopsided vote.  They will meet tomorrow to make it official. 

We are proud to be the first Republican organization to endorse Winkler.  We have previously listed her many qualifications for higher office.  This leads us to correct one small mistake in yesterday's blog entry, where we stated that Winkler wasn't qualified for this job.  It is true that Winkler has absolutely zero professional qualifications to be Clerk of Courts.  However she has the qualifications that matter - her last name is Winkler, AND she spends our taxpayer money to hire friends and relatives for township jobs that they are incapable of performing.

Tracy is being rewarded for hiring Party Chairman Alex Triantafilou's wife for a Green Township government job that she was completely unqualified to hold, bypassing many qualified candidates in the process.  We covered this issue extensively in our last entry.  It has also been covered even more extensively by that awful Green Township watchdog Jeffry Smith, who has the complete set of documents at his blog entry.  We encourage all of you to click the link to his site and read them. 

As Clerk of Courts, Winkler will have hundreds of patronage jobs to dole out.  The unemployment rate for the Friends and Family of Tracy will be 0% once she gets rid of those stupid qualified professionals currently working there and replaces them with her gang.

This is how Hamilton County GOP politics works.  Quid pro quo.  Tracy Winkler sacrificed her integrity to do a favor for the party boss.  Tomorrow Alex Triantafilou returns the favor.  Your tax dollars are funding all of this.  We ask everyone to join us in congratulating Tracy Winkler for her selection as Hamilton County's newest Clerk of Courts.

8 comments:

Momma's Girl Detzel said...

My mommy is going to give me a cushy job as soon as she fires whoever is there now. That's what she did in Green Township. I lost $200 grand a year there, but wait until I make it to the big show at the Clerk's Office!!!

Sir Judge Ted Lancelaot WInkler said...

Pistols at ten paces, high noon. You suh, have offended my wife's reputation.

Princess Margaret said...

O.M.G.!!!! I am sooooooo excited! Congratulations Tracy!!!! I can't wait to go shopping for a new outfir just for this special occasion!!!

P.S. just don't hire any more smelly West Siders to work in that office, k?

Anonymous said...

If this is how the GOP works it's time to vote independent. I'm definitely voting to take out Obama and Sherrod Brown, but losers like Winkler at the local level are not getting my vote. Come on GOP, give us people we can vote for!

The Tea Party said...

We aren't saying anything about this egregious nepotism and outrageous abuse of tax dollars because we cut our own deal with Alex.

NoMoreRINOs said...

So when she loses next fall to some democrat bozo (a la Wayne Coates) who can we blame?

Alex TryinToFoolYou said...

I'll blame the same people who tried to warn me not to pick her. I'll never blame myself.

mmm2m8r said...

RINO blue blooded country club career politicians maintaining the status quo. Same crap pulled with Mike Dewine, Atty. Gen. Move them out first chance. Uphill, I know.