Dear fellow tax-hikers, more good news to celebrate. As we celebrate Tax Week, we are thrilled to honor three more heroes who deserve to have their efforts honored. Several Jean Schmidt supporters in Clermont County created their own fake "Republican Slate Card" to make it appear that our Jean and their other friends were the endorsed Republicans, when in fact they were not.
That's right, in a classic Friday night document dump, Joe Braun's Clermont County Republican Leadership PAC filed their FEC report. Contrary to some fears, the names of the financial backers of this heroic effort won't go unknown.
The financial support for the sample ballots meant to confuse Clermont County Republicans into voting our Jean Schmidt, Dandy Don White, and Jean's former slave Phone Boy Nick Owens are none other than R. Scott Croswell ($1500); Holiday Homes, Inc. ($1000); and Lykins Companies, Inc. ($5000).
And let's not forget the unsung heroes - the vendors. Because after all, what good would those 30 pieces of silver have done the Romans if Judas wasn't there to take it?
So our hats off to Tammy Adelhardt (nee Braun) for her great work in "designing" those ballots. Is it really designing when you're simply trying to not quite copy the legitimate sample ballot? But whatever, your efforts will be rewarded above.
Not to be outdone the good folks at Blue Chip Mailing Services made sure those misleading mailers got out in time to have, well, absolutely no effect on the races that mattered. Some Schmidt supporters think this stunt even backfired.
Once again, our special friend in taxes, Joe Braun, came up a little short in the political acumen department. We sure hope he's a better attorney than he is a political strategist!
If only Schmidt lackeys MS. Vicky Zwissler and Campaign Expert PhD Julie Matheny had been asked to do more, we might have won!
We salute these tax-hiking heroes for everything they did support our fantastic Congresswoman Jean Schmidt. It's just not fair that those horrible limited government crusaders in COAST and the Tea Parties got to have all the fun on election night.