Dear fellow tax hikers, with much regret we inform you that our fearless leader Kevin DeWine has submitted his resignation as Chairman of the Ohio Republican Party. This news represents another huge setback for our tax-and-spend movement.
We were proud to endorse Kevin for re-election, as did our good friend Campaign Expert PhD Julie Matheny. With our collective expertise in his corner, how could he have failed?
K.D. represented the best the Ohio GOP had to offer. When Bob Taft demanded higher taxes, Kevin DeWine willfully obeyed. When Bob Taft started his 3rd Frontier, so that Ohio can "invest" in our own Solyndras, DeWine didn't have to be asked twice. Most of all, DeWine is the #1 ally and closest friend of our 2010 Tax Hiker of the Year Jon Husted. K.D. famously tried to undermine Kasich to put Husted on the fast track to become our next Governor. These are merely some of this great leader's accomplishments.
We proudly endorse Sweaty Betty Montgomery to be the next State Chairman. Betty is pro-abortion, anti-gun, pro-tax, and owned outright by convicted felon Tom Noe. She hates those awful conservatives even more than K.D does. These are all the qualities and more we could want in a GOP Chairman. Our party needs to get back to raising taxes and killing babies. With Betty Montgomery large and in charge, we know those glory days will return soon.
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What about me? I've been supporting Republicans in Ohio since Rutherford B. Hayes. That has to count for something!
Jo Ann, we love you! We know you are an equal partner in EVERYTHING Betty does. Our party needs the kind of liberal, pro-choice, tax-and-spend leadership that you and Betty offer.
The Ohio Republican Party is in disarray and therefore will have a difficult time sealing the deal for OUR REPUBLICAN NOMINEE! I feel quite confident this statement will make it in print in some format!
I actually can't wait to read the comments of the little man in Blue Ash!
Jewels, baby, give me a call! I know what'll brighten you up, a shopping trip! Leave Tri-County behind and we'll paint the town red over at Kenwood. Then we stop in and see if your pal Tom Weidman wants to go to dinner with two hotties! Turn that frown upside down girlfriend. If there is a new chairman, there will be a party, and you know what that means... ANOTHER PAIR OF SHOES!!!
We should have Julie Matheny run the Ohio Republican Party, then we'd see what disarray really looks like. Heck, just look at her own comically inept City Council campaign.
That is so true!
Is Campaign Expert Matheny tall enough to ride the Roller Coasters at Kings Island?
Please help me spread the story that the ORP really really wanted me to take over for Kevin. I love all the attention I am getting.
I will not drink to this. But don't worry about me, I'll find another excuse.
Another loss for the Campaign Expert. I'm thinking the last time she actually won was Jim Raussen, and we all know how that turned out.
Screw you all. This is so unfair! Why do all my candidates have to lose?
Kevin DeWine and Jean Schmidt were awesome. Who did a better job of helping Democrats than DeWine by wasting tons of party money in primaries rather than spend it against Obama? We know nobody did a better job of taking foreign bribes and covering it up than Sister Jean Schmidt. I sure hope she runs for office again. I'll even volunteer my campaign consulting services to her!
Well, Shit....
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