The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
Note: this did not take place in Virgil Lovitt's Sharonville. Those Chester Road whores make good wages. If this McHooker worked in Sharonville or Springdale, she would have least gotten a medium pepperoni pizza for her work. Probably with lots of extra cheese.
We tax hikers just hope they let her keep the burgers.
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I feel her pain. I whored myself and my son for Jean Schmidt, and all we got out of it is this stinkin' t-shirt.
I'd rather have the burgers
I might sleep with a man for a couple greasy burgers and a bag of cheetos.
I would do so many nasty things on Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Wait, I though t low-rent hookers would only be on the west side.
Throw in a glass of wine and this would make more sense.
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