Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Women suffers heart attack at Heart Attack Grill

Dear fellow tax hikers, one of our favorite restaurants has made the news again.  This time, a woman appears to have ordered up a heart attack at The Heart Attack Grill. 

A woman is recovering after collapsing and possibly suffering a heart attack at The Heart Attack Grill.

Now that's what we call a satisfied customer!

This restaurant was in the news earlier this year when a man suffered a heart attack while eating a Triple Bypass Burger.  These people truly know how to give the customer what they want.


Princess Margaret said...

Ugh, how disgusting. She was probably one of those smelly inbred west siders.

CincyHochscheid said...

How many times have those fat pigs Craig and Tabitha Hochscheid visited this restaurant? It sounds like the kind of place made especially for them.

Hartmann's Drunk Staffers said...

We don't eat large burgers like that because we have figures to maintain, but we hear the drinks are excellent there.

Fat Matt Hurley said...

I've got to find this place

The Blogging Blob of Brown County said...

Ask for the "Mark Garbett Burger". It's a 1/2 pound beef slab dipped in cheese whiz and deep fried in bacon grease. It's topped of with a thin smear of seasoned crisco and just a touch of powdered sugar. Wash it down with a tall glass of maple syrup and you have yourself the perfect midnight snack.

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