Dear fellow tax hikers, all of the political talk in Southwest Ohio has been focused on the shocking upset of our friend Jean Schmidt by the evil conservative military veteran Brad Wenstrup. We, and our allies, have taken this loss very hard. Our Jeannie embodied our values. It hurts to lose someone this great.
We ask you, our loyal supporters, to tell us why our Congresswoman Jean Schmidt was defeated. Is it:
A) Her support for higher Sales Taxes, Gas Taxes, and Income Taxes
B) Voting for the Wall Street bailouts
C) Voting to raise the debt ceiling
D) Her numerous ethical scandals, including the revelation that she accepted $500,000 in illegal gifts from foreign interests
E) The bad karma inflicted on her campaign by some of her supporters who are talented at losing elections
F) Make-out sessions with Our Messiah Barack Obama
G) Her disappearance from the campaign trail for most of the year
We want to read your thoughts. Please post your answers in the comments section. Through togetherness, maybe we can begin to heal from our pain.